No fuck no ride!

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A truck driver and his parrot had to deliver a truck load of chickens.

As they drove down the road the truck driver saw a woman hitchhiking. He pulled over and opened the door and the woman got in. Before he pulled off he said ‘No fuck no ride!’ and the woman got out.

So he continued driving and after awhile he saw another women hitchhiking. He pulled over and opened the door and the woman got in. Before he pulled off he said ‘No fuck no ride!’ and the woman got out.

He continued on and saw a restaurant and decided to stop and grab a bite to eat. When he got back he noticed that he left his window down and his parrot was gone. After searching the sky for his parrot he had to go on with out the parrot.

So as he is driving he noticed in his rearview mirror that a police was pulling him over. So he pulled over and the cop came up and sad “All your chickens are flying out the back of your truck”.

So the truck driver and the cop went to the back of the truck and saw the parrot in the back with the chickens throwing the chickens out one by one saying “No fuck no ride!