THE VIBRATOR
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you
doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and
leave me alone.
'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.
'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?' The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.
'
the vibrator.
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the vibrator.
by neb121 » Dec 17th, '08, 05:23
http://www.myspace.com/bodaciousentertainment2006
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mean streaked and eat emcees when i write
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I will never put down the mic
im cantankerous when i step to the mic
mean streaked and eat emcees when i write
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I will never put down the mic
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Re: the vibrator.
by theJFKshow » Dec 17th, '08, 08:33
This joke is about as good as your rapping abilities.
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Re: the vibrator.
by tha Wangsta » Dec 17th, '08, 13:10
this joke was pretty...............um............. not so good... 
I Don´t care do they laugh at me or with me... they`re still laughs 
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Re: the vibrator.
by MC Anonymous » Dec 17th, '08, 23:26
shadymademe wrote:Fail.
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: the vibrator.
by neb121 » Dec 18th, '08, 05:15
i didnt make it up
and i dont use vibraters i like the real thing and can get it anytime i want.so to the person who said are u the daughter. u are really dumb.
i just posted it cuz i thought it was corny/funny.
and i dont use vibraters i like the real thing and can get it anytime i want.so to the person who said are u the daughter. u are really dumb.
i just posted it cuz i thought it was corny/funny.
http://www.myspace.com/bodaciousentertainment2006
im cantankerous when i step to the mic
mean streaked and eat emcees when i write
-Bodacious-
I will never put down the mic
im cantankerous when i step to the mic
mean streaked and eat emcees when i write
-Bodacious-
I will never put down the mic
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Re: the vibrator.
by Arabian Shady » Dec 18th, '08, 20:34
Shady Babie wrote:Are you the daughter in this story?
dude your avi is sick,lmao!!!!!
ArAbIaN ShAdY
We're all on the same page, Yet we're standing apart on different lines'
So when we face rage, Ya'll fake it and let THEM commit horrific crimes
50 years & going straight, Yet this performance aint worth your time,OUR
Shit is BACKSTAGE,Cause the front page aint worth Kashmir and Palestine.
"Front Page",Arabian Shady
FiNd mE At dA "CREATIVE SECTION", I AM ULTIMATE INNOVATION!!
We're all on the same page, Yet we're standing apart on different lines'
So when we face rage, Ya'll fake it and let THEM commit horrific crimes
50 years & going straight, Yet this performance aint worth your time,OUR
Shit is BACKSTAGE,Cause the front page aint worth Kashmir and Palestine.
"Front Page",Arabian Shady
FiNd mE At dA "CREATIVE SECTION", I AM ULTIMATE INNOVATION!!
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Re: the vibrator.
by Robbie G » Dec 18th, '08, 23:49
neb121 wrote:i didnt make it up
and i dont use vibraters i like the real thing and can get it anytime i want.so to the person who said are u the daughter. u are really dumb.
i just posted it cuz i thought it was corny/funny.
I'm kidding, calm down.
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Re: the vibrator.
by theJFKshow » Dec 19th, '08, 02:21
neb121 wrote:i didnt make it up
and i dont use vibraters i like the real thing and can get it anytime i want.so to the person who said are u the daughter. u are really dumb.
i just posted it cuz i thought it was corny/funny.
I hope you get knocked up
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Re: the vibrator.
by Solace » Dec 19th, '08, 02:57
neb121 wrote:i like the real thing and can get it anytime i want.
Right...
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Re: the vibrator.
by neb121 » Dec 19th, '08, 05:24
^im not even answering to that. lol
anyways i seen it and i posted it. i didnt make it up.
anyways i seen it and i posted it. i didnt make it up.
http://www.myspace.com/bodaciousentertainment2006
im cantankerous when i step to the mic
mean streaked and eat emcees when i write
-Bodacious-
I will never put down the mic
im cantankerous when i step to the mic
mean streaked and eat emcees when i write
-Bodacious-
I will never put down the mic
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Re: the vibrator.
by Ka0t1c » Dec 19th, '08, 05:31
booo!!!!!!!!!!!! 
oh yeah... and thanks for nothing too
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Re: the vibrator.
by Robbie G » Dec 19th, '08, 05:31
Arabian Shady wrote:Shady Babie wrote:Are you the daughter in this story?
dude your avi is sick,lmao!!!!!
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