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Pumping Dad Up

Postby Slim Zaddy » Feb 2nd, '09, 10:59

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mom says, "Why?"

The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
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Re: Pumping Dad Up

Postby bom-bom » Feb 2nd, '09, 16:23

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Re: Pumping Dad Up

Postby Ivy » Feb 5th, '09, 06:39

z_em wrote:The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"


It's amazing how cheaters get busted, usually it is the kid making an innoscent remark and next thing you know lawyers are involved and who gets what is being said, etc.... :whistle:
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Re: Pumping Dad Up

Postby Slim Zaddy » Feb 5th, '09, 09:33

Ivy wrote:
z_em wrote:The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"


It's amazing how cheaters get busted, usually it is the kid making an innoscent remark and next thing you know lawyers are involved and who gets what is being said, etc.... :whistle:


hahahaha , ya :8)
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