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lmao !!

Postby shady_rishi619 » Mar 9th, '09, 17:15

A boy is sitting on a rather empty train across from a good looking girl wearing a tight mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The girl realises he is staring and asks, 'Are you looking at my pussy?'

'Yes, I'm sorry,' says Boy and promises to avert his eyes.

'It's quite alright,' replies the woman, 'It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you.'

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

Boy, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.

'I can also make it wink,' says the woman. Boy stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

'Come and sit next to me,' suggests the woman, patting the seat. Boy moves over.

The woman is now visibly horny and asks Santa, 'Would you like to push a couple of your fingers in?'

Stunned, Boy replies, 'What! Can it whistle, too?' :unsure:
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Re: lmao !!

Postby Deadishot » Mar 9th, '09, 19:41

ahahahahahahaha nice. :y:

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Re: lmao !!

Postby Slim Zaddy » Mar 9th, '09, 22:42

hahahahah :y:
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Re: lmao !!

Postby Sleepy » Mar 17th, '09, 00:34

:worship: :worship:

excellent
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Re: lmao !!

Postby BlaqReaper » Mar 17th, '09, 00:35

shady_rishi619 wrote:The woman is now visibly horny and asks Santa, 'Would you like to push a couple of your fingers in?'


Wait...what :confusion:? Nice joke though lol.
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