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Sunday School Lesson

Postby Slim Zaddy » Mar 14th, '09, 13:11

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!
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Re: Sunday School Lesson

Postby Jens14 » Mar 14th, '09, 14:01

Lmao, not bad :p
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Re: Sunday School Lesson

Postby Emadyville » Mar 14th, '09, 15:53

Jens14 wrote:Lmao, not bad :p
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Re: Sunday School Lesson

Postby Slim Zaddy » Mar 14th, '09, 23:08

Coleon wrote:
Jens14 wrote:Lmao, not bad :p
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Re: Sunday School Lesson

Postby Mr. Cookie » Mar 17th, '09, 00:57

Slim Zaddy wrote:
Coleon wrote:
Jens14 wrote:Lmao, not bad :p
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Re: Sunday School Lesson

Postby Ka0t1c » Mar 18th, '09, 01:56

good one! :y:
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Re: Sunday School Lesson

Postby tha Wangsta » Mar 18th, '09, 14:19

"… the teacher fainted!" at the end ruined it... :'(
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Re: Sunday School Lesson

Postby MsZ_RoCkEtTe » Apr 6th, '09, 05:31

Lmao I've heard this before

But I don't think you shoulda added the teacher fainted part

Otherwise funny joke lol
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Re: Sunday School Lesson

Postby lifeadeath » Apr 7th, '09, 08:08

haha, pretty good one :y:
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