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Women`s And Men`s English !

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Women`s And Men`s English !

Postby Evil-Genius » Aug 25th, '09, 21:24

Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry :laughing:
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive :laughing:
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate :laughing:
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me :laughing:
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]

Men's English:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now? :laughing: :laughing:
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now! :laughing:
Love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex? :laughing:
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex without me

I though it was funny and I had a good laugh . Hope you`ll like it too.

Peace :flower:
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Re: Women`s And Men`s English !

Postby Arabian Shady » Aug 25th, '09, 21:30

Some of 'em were fum and true,lol
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So when we face rage, Ya'll fake it and let THEM commit horrific crimes
50 years & going straight, Yet this performance aint worth your time,OUR
Shit is BACKSTAGE,Cause the front page aint worth Kashmir and Palestine.
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Re: Women`s And Men`s English !

Postby °[~CHR!$~]° » Aug 25th, '09, 21:43

yeah lol...funny stuff
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Re: Women`s And Men`s English !

Postby D'Leh » Aug 25th, '09, 21:44

haha lol rofl .its great!!!! :worship:
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Re: Women`s And Men`s English !

Postby BILI » Aug 25th, '09, 22:06

lmao
so many true ones
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Re: Women`s And Men`s English !

Postby AliJack » Aug 25th, '09, 22:36

Stupid Women. :angry:
Stupid Men. :angry:
I'm just a pimp. no worries, they all know I just want sex.
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Re: Women`s And Men`s English !

Postby DrunkenDeath » Aug 26th, '09, 04:10

Not all of those are true... lol
I'm that dude.

I want to talk shit, but i'll probably get banned for it from now on :sweating:

fuckin' stalkers.
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Re: Women`s And Men`s English !

Postby Fa-Q » Aug 26th, '09, 04:31

this only makes me mad (I also laughed) cause why cant girls say whats on their mind....GOD fucking damnit
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Re: Women`s And Men`s English !

Postby B.A.D. » Aug 26th, '09, 22:52

hahahaha WORD MAN!!! :worship:
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