by DrunkenDeath » Oct 12th, '09, 21:31
A man is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs laying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before!" she says. Feeling sorry for her, the man hugs her. Several minutes later, she starts crying again. Another man walks by and sees her crying, and asks what's wrong. She replies, "I've never been kissed before!" Feeling bad for her, the man decides to give her a kiss. Another several minutes later, she starts crying again, and another man walks by, sees her crying and asks what's wrong. "I've never been fucked before!" she says. So he picks her up and tosses her into the ocean "There, you're fucked now."
I'm that dude.
I want to talk shit, but i'll probably get banned for it from now on

fuckin' stalkers.