Signs Your Woman is Cheating.....

[Ivy]

This is mainly for the guys...but it can crack a woman up too..








And for those who have seen it WHO GIVES A FUCK???? Just messin'

[Ivy]

How could you miss that...imagine...here goes my brain...


Man - Honey, I'm going to go get the morning paper

Woman - Okay

*Man walks out front door, bends down and grabs paper, stands back up, turns away and does a double glance....*

Man - The Papers on the desk by front door

*Man walks upstairs, cocks gun, walks back down stairs and











BAM*

*Paper falls to the floor and then a body collapses.*

Woman - Idiot

*Man shot at woman, missed at close range, bullet hit medal from door, ricashaded back, hit man...*

Woman - And you wonder why I cheated????

[MuNxMuN]

How could you miss that...imagine...here goes my brain...


Man - Honey, I'm going to go get the morning paper

Woman - Okay

*Man walks out front door, bends down and grabs paper, stands back up, turns away and does a double glance....*

Man - The Papers on the desk by front door

*Man walks upstairs, cocks gun, walks back down stairs and











BAM*

*Paper falls to the floor and then a body collapses.*

Woman - Idiot

*Man shot at woman, missed at close range, bullet hit medal from door, ricashaded back, hit man...*

Woman - And you wonder why I cheated????

lol you have a crazy imagination (in a good way)

[Ivy]

You give me a situation or a picture...I can flip it around and make somethin' funny out of it.....

[Ivy]

You give me a situation or a picture...I can flip it around and make somethin' funny out of it.....

Hmmm ok then. Lemme think.....

A man walks in on his girlfriend cheating on him

^^there, that a good one? Cos I couldn't really think

*mind kicks to action....*

Woman and Man - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Woman's (real) Boyfriends enters room*

Man - I'm sorry I must be in the wrong room

*man leaves*

*Woman jumps out of bed, scared*

*Man reenters room*
Man - I thought this was my house, my bed, my girl, and

*looks at dresser*

Man - You have the nerve

*begins to stutter*

Man - To use my CONDOMS????

Woman - He ran out last night!!!

Man - I was here last night!

Woman - Well honey, you came home from work early....and we heard you coming in so he jumped into the closet.

Man - You were my lover!

Woman - Honey, I know you're....

Man - I ain't talkin' to you....!!!!!!!!!!!


Good Enough Sarah???

[Ivy]

Thanks....It took me a minute on that one....I try...I swear...Someone should create a thread and give me a picture of something doable or a situation and I'll just go at it....

[Nick419]

do one about me j/p

[Ivy]

hmmmmmmmmmm..........that one's to bland...I was actually going to try something, but the topic is to wide ranged..

[Nick419]

wants that mean?

[Ivy]

That means, I could make a million things and make up a situation, I'm not good at that....that's why I have people give me situations...a name ain't really a situation....

[Ivy]

his come;n out of the closet lmao

what eminemfan419 is come'n out the closet..........oh........I think she just dissed you by sayin' you was the man in the closet......or at least that's what I'm getting from all of this....

[Nick419]

lol and how the hell can u say im coming out of the closet????

[Ivy]

that situation I already covered........you have to give me a new one...............................................................

[Nick419]

how about eminem taking a crap and it smells...........well i dont know! cant think of anything!

[Ivy]

something that don't involve em so it can be funny, I've already done one on em tonight, maybe tomorrow at 3 when i get home from school........