Man gets in bed with his wife...

[MikeNUFC]

He leans across her and starts sliding his hands slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side just glancing at her breasts, then carries on down her side and legs. He slides her legs apart & slowly runs his hand up and down the inner side of her thighs. He moves back towards the top and stops.

His wife gasps "Why have you stopped?"

He says "I've found the remote, now go back to sleep you fat cunt!".

[dR3]

Old but still funny.

[MikeNUFC]

Old but still funny.

Never heard it before until just now.

[hype]

Old but still funny.

Never heard it before until just now.

people just like to be buzzkills.

like SajN in my topic about the gay footballers.

"i've seen it before" "i've heard this before" "it's old"

so fucking annoying if you ask me. it's almost as if they think they're cooler than us just because they've seen/heard it before. they just HAVE to let us know.

[dR3]

Old but still funny.

Never heard it before until just now.

I read it a while ago in a newspaper. I laughed like a motherfucker.

people just like to be buzzkills.

like SajN in my topic about the gay footballers.

"i've seen it before" "i've heard this before" "it's old"

so fucking annoying if you ask me. it's almost as if they think they're cooler than us just because they've seen/heard it before. they just HAVE to let us know.

You're a retard, you know that?

[embm]

men

[MikeNUFC]

:laughing:
men

lmao poor women!

You both love it.

[Dark Blue]

lmao awesome

and u read this in a newspaper dr.dr3? haha