how to get an A+

[macdaddy019967]

holy shit that was funny

[gutawafang]

You got the source? It's DAMN FUNNY MAN!!!

I really like it. It's profound as hell man!!!

[gutawafang]

Put it on facebook notes!!!

I'll put it if you're not.

[Elision]

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the
temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature
and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

This and everything after it.



I think my funny nerve is blown.

... This has won @ funny.

He beat the game...

[dR3]

Hahaha awesome!

[embm]

dmn tats brilliant
wish he was a student of mine

[BILI]

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and
an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by this student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues,
via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands
and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at
which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore,
no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they
are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the
rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the
temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature
and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a
cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her
last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and
has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows
that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby
proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Lol


Em references:
Hell breaks loose
Hell freezes over

[Bistnal]

That was hilarious. Especially from hell breaks loose to the end!

[TheKanza]

Lmao

[Wallace]

I heard about it like 6 years ago, it was brought to my classroom by a teacher. All of students enjoyed it Clever shit