It was the Special Olympics, all swimmers were ready. Among them was Ed (without arms nor legs). The race starts and everybody goes very quick but the favorite, Ed, sank and no one knew what was happening. The race finish, they take Ed out of the pool, and ask: Ed, what happened?
Ed says: fucking six years training with the ears and they make me put a cap
What are 60 paraplegic doing throwing themselves from a 7th floor?
They're playing tetris
Fight poverty and hunger at the same time! ... ... ... Eat a poor
Two friends meet on the street, one of them is with a shovel on his shoulder and muddy.
Man, what happened?
I'm tired, I come from burying my mother in law.
So much did it cost? with how strong you are.
The bitch, refused.
Mom, mom, when I grow up I wanna be a dancer ...
- Oh darling, besides paralytic, stupid?
Mom, mom, what you think of my new skirt?
oh baby, is very pretty, but those amputated legs are fucked up
Mom, Mom, can I play with Grandpa?
Ok but then save it in the coffin
They are sitting on a bench, a murderer, a rapist, an arsonist and a masochist.
Suddenly a cat goes and says the arsonist:
- What if we burned the cat?
and the murderer says:
No, we kill him first and then burn him.
and the rapist the rapist says:
No, we rape him first, then kill him and then burn him.
and the masochist says:
-MIIAU