by TheKanza » Jul 12th, '10, 16:47
I turned to my wife last night and said, "You know what, I think of our marriage as being just like the World Cup.""That's sweet", she replied, "You must mean that it has its ups and its downs, sometimes it is thrilling, at other times a boring test of endurance, but ultimately it's something to be cherished.""No, you fat cunt", I sneered menacingly to her as I grabbed her wrists and marched her forcefully towards the front door, "It's over"