This attractive woman smiled at me, and, although I recognised the face, couldnt think who it was.
"Excuse me" I said "Who are you?"
"I think you're the father of one of my kids"
Suddenly my mind rushed back...
"Oh my god, are you the stripper I fucked on the pool table on my 18th in front of all my mates?!"
"No" she replied "I'm your sons English teacher".
Was in the supermarket the other day
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Was in the supermarket the other day
by MikeNUFC » Jul 17th, '10, 12:11
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Re: Was in the supermarket the other day
by mcZu » Jul 17th, '10, 12:48
Lol. Not bad.
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Re: Was in the supermarket the other day
by RavagingHamster » Jul 20th, '10, 18:36
nice lmao
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