enjoyYou were sitting at the bar, on the barstool,
Can't leave cause you and Marvin were a carpool,
Now your screamin fuck the enviroment,
He said he'd be right back, and your wonderin,
Where that liar went, you guys got in a wreck,
Now the tires bent, and you have on your bumper,
A higher dent, anyway, you see a girl in a red dress,
Your eyes led ta her chest, they've gotta be C-Cup,
You knew after this, in the morning you'll pee up,
So you walk up with two cosmos, your two paws close,
Around the shiny glasses, and she gets them and her hiney passes,
And you lose it, you start dancing like you're on night of the living dead,
All the while, imagin this girl necked, and her giving head,
And you start grinding on this amazon, lewd,
Not know ya have your dick crammed on a dude,
So don't feel bad, its happened to all of us,
Well not really, you had sex with a transvestite,
I'm sorry you had sex with a transvestite,
When you found out I bet your fuckin hands where pale white,
She had a little more baggage than you planned for,
You wanted a prositute, but instead you got a man whore,
Don't worry, you didn't lose your manhood,
Your eyes didn't see what your hands could,
So yes, you had sex with a transvestite,
And your asshole is no longer tight, but you're stronger right,
Your stumblin to the car, a '64 and you're leaning on this 6'4,
Vixen whore, she asks to stop to get some porno flix's at the store,
You think, somethings a little fishy smelling,
You think, maybe its her pussy cunt, beggin kiss me, swelling,
By this time, your already leaking precum,
Looking for another hooker, seeking a threesome,
Think about this scenerio gets you so hard fast,
How fast, faster than Deion Sanders 40 yards dash,
So you pull up to "Cockbuster," ready to run your credit cards cash,
Wonderin if this girl will, see your scar and rash,
Or will you masterbate in the car and crash,
Your in a dilema, cash or credit, you say fast, "debit"
You run out, a light jog, you got the porno flick,
Not for a second thinkin this girl was born witha dick,
Never for a second, ever thinkin this girl has excess skin,
Or that in front of God, you'd have to confess this sin,
Well buddy, your in for a fuckin rude awakening,
Your so fuckin horny, my God, dude your shaking,
And I'm...
I'm sorry you had sex with a transvestite,
When you found out I bet your fuckin hands where pale white,
She had a little more baggage than you planned for,
You wanted a prositute, but instead you got a man whore,
Don't worry, you didn't lose your manhood,
Your eyes didn't see what your hands could,
So yes, you had sex with a transvestite,
And your asshole is no longer tight, but you're stronger right,
Your keys shaking, you open the door to the shittiest of apartments,
She makes an off beat comment, and your heart whinces,
But still, on your body your most important part tenses,
You guys both lay down on your, air mattress,
A thought passes, she looks like that Karren actress,
She points to her misshapen tits saying "You stairin at this,"
Its a good thing your an ass man, you don't like fun bags,
She holds up her hand and fingers, and one wags,
She starts, for you, doing some kinda strip tease,
Then you see some kinda white shit, drips on her knees,
You say, that's just gotta be her pussy lips, please,
Wait a minute, that's the same shit that happened earlier,
All the sudden this woman, starts acting girlier,
Then you see it, the muscular arms, thick eyebrows,
This bitch has extra meat, like the dick of five cows,
You hit the ground runnin, you were just about to have sex with a transvestite,
You have shaking hands, and your chest is tight,
I don't think they've ever been less white,
I'm sorry you had sex with a transvestite,
When you found out I bet your fuckin hands where pale white,
She had a little more baggage than you planned for,
You wanted a prositute, but instead you got a man whore,
Don't worry, you didn't lose your manhood,
Your eyes didn't see what your hands could,
So yes, you had sex with a transvestite,
And your asshole is no longer tight, but you're stronger right,
foolish man. Yo check this shit out, I have a rhyme scheme at the end is crazy