CYPHER (2 lines) Wackest rhymes ever! (Read Guidelines)

[autotooner]

I may seem crazy or maybe its just me
i'm so hammer my baby can't touch me


[lol, that was whack]

[Lil Pimp Tell 'Em]

edit
retarded rap--gone

(i have no idea wut im doin )

[honeybee]

Somepeople are silly billes and copycats like milly vanilly
Help pull my pants up, my hands are numb n willy`s a chilly!

You need healp pulling up your pants i'm not down with that.
I live in the medow not the geto. you don't need pants out here, theres to many ants out here.

[4D]

There`s a lot of aunts where i live too, and plenty of uncles
I`ve my pants up now, just need some jelp with the buckle!

[4D]

^Wackest shit i`ve ever seen, some of your best work!!

I danca like ted danson, holdin a ranch at ransom
I`ll pop my knees n cop a sneeze that`s handsome!!

[4D]

bastard lmao

if this should be wack stuff should it not go like

wee
pee

lmao

(Not really cos there many types of wack, wack content or meaning, and plain wack, like the example you stated!)

I`m walking down the road, need to make a piss,
But, First i gotta give my little doggy a kiss!

^Now, that`s shite!!