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CanadaPure - Scat Man [Drunk Rhymes I]

Postby CanadaPure » Feb 19th, '13, 06:28

I'm drunk and I wrote this in a PM to T-Rex and Geno as a joke, then TRex told me I had to post it. Smh. I'm a bitch when I'm drunk so I listened to him and then I did this and it posting it.

Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e88LJfIYreA
LoF: viewtopic.php?f=24&t=154297&start=15#p2121145

[Intro]
Yo... This is my attempt to get... A #2 club hit...

[Verse]
My assumption is that most likely I am drunk again,
Saw these pretty cunts and then all five begun to spin,
Lets debunk the myths, I never let a woman piss on me,
I need you to listen see, because I dont want kids homie
Thats how kids are made, but I still took her shit grenade,
Yeah, I fist her A-nus, right when that damn bitch reneged,
She went to lift her legs, and she covered my hand in shit,
Before I could abandon ship, she went and brandished it,
In her brand of dip, now I dont wanna lick in her taco,
I'mma piss in her auto, no wait, I'll shit in her Tahoe,
Then rip out her jaw-bone, I forgot I had a fecal fetish,
See so friends if I'm gonna get shit on by a seagull, let it
Scat porn equals lettuce, by lettuce I probably mean cash,
Being as I'm no proctologist but I've probably seen ass,
I like clean ass, I like mean ass and shit from the trunk,
Licking a lump of the shit, I shouldn't spit when I'm drunk,



I'm sorry I'm drunk. I'm love you guys :)

Jesus Christ, this is how I hit 1000 posts. Smh.
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Re: CanadaPure - Scat Man [Drunk Rhymes I]

Postby CanadaPure » Feb 19th, '13, 06:44

InsaneTRex94 wrote:I think it's pretty good for being drunk, tbh. I wanted to see how other people would view it.


I can't wait to read it sober.
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Re: CanadaPure - Scat Man [Drunk Rhymes I]

Postby CrashBand » Feb 19th, '13, 07:20

2/10, would not bang.

Even if I was drunk also.
I'm not tryin to be rude, but I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth
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Re: CanadaPure - Scat Man [Drunk Rhymes I]

Postby CanadaPure » Feb 19th, '13, 07:43

CrashBand wrote:2/10, would not bang.

Even if I was drunk also.


Shit just works like lubricant.
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Re: CanadaPure - Scat Man [Drunk Rhymes I]

Postby Just Silver » Feb 19th, '13, 14:33

Its a decent piece overrall couldnt tell you were drunk lol def no club hit but thats good
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Re: CanadaPure - Scat Man [Drunk Rhymes I]

Postby Just Silver » Feb 19th, '13, 14:52

i think if a song said "cock cock cock ass ass dick dick " girls would go crazy
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Re: CanadaPure - Scat Man [Drunk Rhymes I]

Postby CanadaPure » Feb 19th, '13, 19:01

As a now completely sober individual I still see this as the best possible way to have obtained 1000 posts
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Re: CanadaPure - Scat Man [Drunk Rhymes I]

Postby Eedee » Feb 19th, '13, 21:25

LMFAO

Drunk CP >>> sober CP.
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