Getting My Mind Off Shit ...*DING DING* The Punchlines Champ

[J Roc]

Iiiight I'mma Write Some Stuff To get My Mind Off Something ... haha

AlREADY GUARDS? We Could Say u FELL , STOP!! Or You Can "HELP ROC" Like eLECTIC CARS!!!
You Needa MEDIC , HARD If You START SHIT? My Boys Ah "CHARGE IT" Like CREDIT CARDS!!!!
I Dun GOT THE EIGHT BALLs But I shoot TIMEs EIGHT Thatsa"NICE GAME"So Jus WALK & PLAY GOLF
I Got tha GLOCK TO SPRAY SCALPS The SHOT SQUEEZE u'll "NOT SEE" But I Aint TALKING ADOLF!!!!(Nazi)
Your Bones i GOT DISABLED , The TRE BUST And They'll "BREAK UP" Like ROSS & RACHEAL!!!!!
"Whats Up?" Ya Body When tha GAGE SCORCHING You'll Look Like JASE VOORHES!!!
Make a BREAK FOR IT?? If You Near The WINDOW When the SHIT BLOW You'll fall EIGHT STORIES!!!!
You'll Get ATE , SORRY But My GUN AH BUST You'll "COVER UP" Like FAKE STORIES!!!!!
So Hit The FISHIN' SPOTS With FISHING RODS Cause Far As SHIPPING POT .. IN A BOX??
I Think Your JEALOUS Cause you Only "SELL FISH" no Wonder You Never THINK OF "ROC"!!!!!
DAMN!!!!!! .... Selfish/Sell Fish .... J Rock , Crack Rock's ..... THINK About Tha Punch lol

Good For Awhile ...

[Solace]

Haha pretty dope, but definitely not close to the best you've written. I lol'd at the Ross and Rachel line; seriously wasnt expecting that at all

Keep it up dude

[J Roc]

Haha Thanks For Reading Bud ^

[J Roc]

Haha Thanks Man ^ , Audio's Something i Been Thinking About For Awhileeee Now , lol Just Never Got Around To Finding a Mic Yet.

[Ice_Scarred]

Cuzz, your punchlines is serious. Like it reminds me of that hot Cass shit. Your structure is tight, the rhymes were off the wall, and even though this aint your best shit, it is hot as hell. Keep droppin, Cuzz...