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Thinkin bout murder? Dial the Homicide Hotline,
if u wanna kill somebody, Homicide Hotline.
U got a beef to settle? Homicide Hotline.
or if u attacked by boredom, Homicide Hotline!
Verse 1
Ever wanted a venture to kill, for a rush or a thrill,
angry bout bills? here's how to experience the feel:
pick up the phone, wait for the tone,
then dial our number, forget the area code,
the call will go through, now here's what u do,
ur gonna hear a voice that sounds like Apu,
ask him "what's good?",
he'll connect u with someone straight from the hood.
then tell him ur story, whether its revenge or for personal glory,
he'll set you right up, and pick u up the next morning,
then it'll be time, for the ride of your life,
at least someone will die before the end of the night.
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Verse 2
Did you survive, is your target alive?
Either way we're here 9 to 5,
but if u would like to call back again,
feel free to join the group that we're in,
we're always looking for more recruits,
u can kill some more, and u get a free suit.
and ur not restricted, by telephones limits,
and u won't have to pay ten dollars a minute.
not to mention long distance, and tax additions,
but if u don't thats fine, ur loss not mine.
Still call today, we're having a sale.
we'll make sure to delay that bill in ur mail.
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Verse 3
(to be continued)