SajN - The Massacre of James R. (Diss)

[SajN]

shit, i think it's funny how you've just got ALL of it wrong
those boring cliché lines fill up, pretty much ALL of that song
i'm really sorry James but i wouldn't call that a diss...
that verse could be aimed at anybody, that's ALL that it was..
and such a lame rhyme, you said "we're not the same type"
then explain why, you TOO didn't spell my name right...?? (haha)
i wasn't expecting a reply, i just thought you wouldn't care
but maybe deep inside i said stuff that you really couldn't bear
i do like your verse James, you've got some nice multi's
but PLEASE say something that online people aint already TOLD ME
i've heard it all before James, you're just stuck recycling shit
i bet no one knows about the time you kissed Michael and Chris?
or about the DYKE you were with? oh shit, this aint a battle
you're cooped up, like a cattle, and i've got you, in a saddle
my persona is fake..? well shit, i don't need to commit crimes
to fit in with the in crowd, or live off dick rides
think twice before you diss me, 'cause secretly you wanna kiss me
if you was the po-po, you'd stop me in the street just to frisk me
you DON'T rap on stage, don't lie, you just rap into a mirror
wishing everything you said was true, and that couldn't be any clearer
and how am i taking a shot at god ..? shit, he doesn't even EXIST
but fine James, then i'm the DEVIL, and you're just a chubby little bitch
sitting in your kiddy's food chair, which you just labelled 'a throne'
on the internet gaining popularity through fables you've wrote
see, i'm naturally good looking (yeah) so your disses don't hurt me
yes, some morning's i get up, maybe twenty minutes early -
-er than you, so i can work on my hair, but man i'm just getting it perfect
yeah, see, i'd rather be me, than be you, a fool with big teeth
you can't come back to this shit, but man i'll give you all of next week..

you're constantly trying to get yourself up to a higher level
but you CAN'T, shit, no matter just how QUICK you try to peddle
i'll come up and find you, choke you, whilst holding you down
and contemplate on using this dirty old rope that i've found
or stick a knife inside you, and twist it 'til you scream and you cry
all the guts pouring out your stomach, as you bleed from your eyes
yeah i can see that you try, but James there is no point in calling out
no one is around for MILES, and all your intestines are falling out!
i'll have you bounded and gagged, on top of a mountain, you're sad
grounded to jag-ged rocks, you try shouting your mad..
you think you can hurt me ..? shit, have you come off your medicine ..?
i'ma murder you with my big dick, then quickly peel off all of my skin
and stick it to someone else, and tell all of the cops that it was him
or i will possess your mother, and get her to choke you with a rubber
whilst you was just sitting there on a, couch lazy, watching the Flubber
on the tv, i'm misted, i'm inside your mum, and my thoughts are really twisted
i just got her to kill you, arranged your funeral, and then missed it!
the police have trapped me, and all the snipers are pointing at me
i stood up high on the roof smiling at them all like i was really happy
i'm insane? maybe so, i'm glad 'cause i was doing what i like to do
i told the whole world "I'D HIDE YOU FAMILY AND FRIENDS IF I WAS YOU!"
then jumped down from the roof, and disappeared through the floor
and reappeared at your house, right outside your sisters door..
you run for the phone and dial for the police but the line is dead
crying, you turn around and see that your girl has a knife inside her head
and your sister is floating in mid-air with her intestines falling out
blood all over the walls, spelling "welcome to my haunted house!"
you fall to the ground, as you see my face appear
forces holding you down as i proceed to grate your ear
i hear you pray for god to save you, well he's the one who sent me
well there is no god, because he is ME just pretending...

(spoken)
listen, this is coming straight from my heart
i loved you James, but you were not right for me
your penis was too big for my anus, i'm sorry
so it must end now, we don't know each other
we were partners, we were brothers
but now we're nothing, look into my eyes James
look into my eyes, and say your final goodbyes
*gunshot*











Nah.. It's not from me. It's from Scott MacD.

[cityfan31]

thats shit. james comes back to life towards the end after he has already been killed. doesn't make sense, or rhyme most of the time. next.

[James R.]

Lmfao @ the spoken part at the end.

[Arabian Shady]

some of it was hilarious reali witty lines, the ending was just meh