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Scott Macdougall - James Royal Diss

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Scott Macdougall - James Royal Diss

Postby Solace » Apr 27th, '09, 00:50

Straight from ilovemeghan/Scott Macdougall/Scotty Boy Tell 'Em/Sarah P/Mr. Party

I want to see a comeback lol.

[Hook]
james is a royal, he's connected with our queen
he felt all her jewels, and she's made his pecker clean
now james is in the soil, the text champ can rest at peace
'cause the queen stays loyal, and on his grave she pees..

[Verse 1]
yo, no doubt man, my DAY WAS, shit, so i decided to TAKE OFF
and fly to visit USA OR, visit some USA GAY BAR
suddenly my homo RA-DAR, blew up and there he was, JAMES R
kissing a naked GAY BAR - tender and ripping off his TANK TOP
shit he didnt see me, so THANK GOD, i hid behind his horny NEIGH-BOUR
and watched as he continued to TAKE OFF his TANK TOP
and revealed his FAKE SCARS, oops, they AINT SCARS
they're marks from WEIGHT LOSS, or weight gain, shit, i really AINT SURE
he looks weird, maybe he was a MISTAKE OR
an accident, coz that ent the face that girls CAME FOR
he talks about the swagger he AINT GOT and women with little kids, he HATES ON
girls he cud never get, what a fucking ACORN - head, ruling a forum he spends DAYS ON
he's the reason behind every earthQUAKE ON
earth so far, don't know how much more weight he can GAIN on.

[Hook]
james is a royal, he's connected with our queen
he felt all her jewels, and she's made his pecker clean
now james is in the soil, the text champ can rest at peace
'cause the queen stays loyal, and on his grave she pees..

[Verse 2]
you talk about the gym being too expensive
you don't work out, so why are you pretending?
you hate running, and that's no surprise huh
you can't run you can't rap, man you're such a liar
you act like you know everything, even ash's mum
i bet that you wouldn't deny that you actually have a gun
full of lies, mate everyone talks behind your back
everything you talk about is wack, you ever thought about that?
wonder why you're being voted off the island?
nobody likes you, baby say goodbye then..
we're tired of you, and everything that you do
every post that you make, all the shit you produce
out of your key-board, shit you're getting me bored
like a fuckin see saw, i wanna see your belly w.iggle
it doesnt take much, just a little flick or a tickle
then you're mr. w.iggle, i'm keeping this for r.izzle
fuck you james, and FUCK your massive nipples.

[Hook]
james is a royal, he's connected with our queen
he felt all her jewels, and she's made his pecker clean
now james is in the soil, the text champ can rest at peace
'cause the queen stays loyal, and on his grave she pees..
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Re: Scott Macdougall - James Royal Diss

Postby theJFKshow » Apr 27th, '09, 01:21

This is fucking stupid.
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Re: Scott Macdougall - James Royal Diss

Postby James R. » Apr 27th, '09, 01:44

and he spelled my name wrong...
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Re: Scott Macdougall - James Royal Diss

Postby MC Anonymous » Apr 27th, '09, 18:27

This was amusing as fuck LMAO but not really a diss..
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: Scott Macdougall - James Royal Diss

Postby neversnooze » Apr 29th, '09, 05:50

he came to usa to run into james lol, this was weak diss.
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Re: Scott Macdougall - James Royal Diss

Postby Kez » May 1st, '09, 15:34

This shit's just getting obsessive now
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