The STD Song

[emzy92]

i wrote this shit when i was 13 i thought id post it up tell me what ya think =D

verse 1: oh shit i just farted and it feels so hot in my pants that i might just have to take them off!/no please miss please dont cough!/ on my bare naked legs/ please miss i beg i beg!/ i plead i plead/ she said "the only way you will get an STD/ is if you do it with me!"/ then oh shit what you waiting for!/ get the condoms you stupid whore!/ before i slip and fall/ and my thing goes in your hole!/ oh shit too late im in!/ shit this feels like im eating out of a recycling bin!/ oh god you crazy bitch/ whys my thing starting to itch!?

chorus: Kids dont be like me/ go out, have sex, and get an STD/ stay good , stay clean/ dont take off your jeans!
Kids dont be like me/go out, have sex, and get an STD/ stay good, stay clean/dont take off your jeans!

verse 2: ok so i try to pull my thing out of her thing/ but the thing is its stuck! / oh shit fuck!/this bitch got syphlis!/ no wonder i felt that stiffness!/ so now my thing is stuck in her thing which is diseased/ if that aint bad enough the bitch just went and sneezed!/ now im all diseased!/ and im starting to smell like rotten cheese!/ so i think i gotta get my thing out!/ damn i should of stuck it in her mouth!/ so now we walkin around like siamese twins/ if that aint bad enough we both drunk off gin!/so we walkin around stumblin/ shit my thing is so diseased now its rumbling!/ oh god this bitch just went and coughed!/ if im lucky my dick wont fall off!

chorus:Kids dont be like me/go out, have sex and get an STD/ stay good, stay clean/ dont take off your jeans!
Kids dont be like me/ go out, have sex, and get an STD/stay good, stay clean/ dont take off your jeans!

verse 3: so we go to a hospital to see what the doc can do!/ he tells us he will have to chop my thing off , i scream "FUCK YOU!"/ so we leave the hospital and try to find another way/ damn bitch i didnt wanna get an STD i just wanted to get laid!/she says "i also have aids!/ just then my thing turned smaller and soft/ i wasnt horny no mores yay im out but for some reason my dick skin peeled off!/ but i didnt give a fuck i was out of that nasty thing and i screamed YAY!/ but unfortunnetly i had full blown AIDS!

Chorus: Kids dont be like me/ go out, have sex, and get an STD/ stay good, stay clean/ dont take off your jeans!
Kids dont be like me/go out, have sex, and get an STD/ stay good, stay clean/ dont take off your jeans!

[Noeezy]

lmfao

[Ka0t1c]

ahh, what a sad story

[Drama Setter]

hahahhaahaha , Good shit .