Give you a brain buster than bust your brain
make your shit turn the color of rust in the rain
I must be insane
prove it like a pic showing birds lust for wayne
Wayne just l-l-licked a lollipop
(molester molester) should i call the cop (Ricky)
Report, uh sir we have what appears a young boy with what looks like a bad bald rapper
Wayne just so you know your sing gay
I bet your ass burn like it was stung by a sting ray (Steve Irwen)
I bet your favorite movie is brokeback mountain with jake Gyllenhol
You attempt to make a million calls
You and Chingy are calling gay men
To see if they wanna chill at the holi-day inn
You probably walk in a gay bar saying yoy kiss wrong
I wouldn’t be surprised if you did a remix of this song
Using autotune and compare yourself to the other Carter
Like you were a poor kid and just another martyr
At 12 years old your claiming kills
When those short ass legs proably werent off training wheels
How tall are you, proably have a plastic giraffe
Got crayon marks inch by inch heres my classic laugh (Hahaha)
You look like you belong in a foster home
What happened man you lost your tone
And your new hair looks like jerry curls fucked dread locks
Your exwife said you suck in the sac, and your own bed mocks
Hey guys look its weezy on the mic
(hah hah that verse was sick) its easy to recite
Haha I make it rain on the hos
I wonder why theres no stain on there clothes
Stuntin like your daddy
Your get fucked in the front by your daddy
You got money on your stripper belt
Got your ass plugged and that’s a rip that felt
Maybe you should see a real doctor not Dr. Carter
Oh and you’re the fireman, Im the fire starter
Cash money, is like askin a dummey
to stick a dick up your ass past your tummy
RIP major static but carter 3 was for the majority static
hmm whos the best rapper alive answer should be automatic
All your albums have had a dumb plot
Got so much ink on your face youd think a squid gave you a cumshot
Jay Em Nas thats what you call rap
I just pooped a Weeezy CD and wiped with my ballsac
your life partner is a bald bird but he aint philly
the best rapper alive is a saint really
I say falcons, dolphins, texans are better in the south
Im killing you next time I hear the weather out your mouth
You need to PUT IN a bag of chips
then with those crusty mothafuckers kiss Baby with your faggot lips
and you did and a pic proved the hype
I guess all that pussy talk moved your type
when you slipped on stage was it a banana peel
and that red on left is that bandana real
fuck eat a sandwich
drake tried to finger your ass and his whole hand fits
Haha I make it rain on the hos
I wonder why theres no stain on there clothes
Stuntin like your daddy
Your get fucked in the front by your daddy
You got money on your stripper belt
Got your ass plugged and that’s a rip that felt
Maybe you should see a real doctor not Dr. Carter
Oh and you’re the fireman, Im the fire starter
Lil Wayne has been lil since he came out the womb
8 pounds six ounces that’s what you weighed this after noon
wayne wont go away like a peeled mole
a super bowl ring to whoever blasts him like a field goal
when you die they can just put you in a nike shoe box
and keep you ashes in half of two tube socks
I bet you shop at baby gap
You get your lil overalls maybe a cap
I mistook you for one of the cabbage patch dolls
Your special edition with detachable balls
Carter three’s cover was his senior photo in his year book
Don’t believe me page twenty seven here look
Haha Youve had meat inside you and your still not cooler
if you were 12 inches taller you still not a ruler
Besides you’re a waste of my time
Your face looks like its tastin a lime
Life gave you lemons and you just kept the lemons
You could have had pornos but you jerkin off to gremlins