Did it in five minutes for a friend who requested it.
hands full of bacteria, no chance of nostalgia
I ain't even recall our minutes of hysteria
this green stuff, it's hilarious, this you know ain't fair to us
you grant me a phobia, I'm disgusted, oh dear
leaving a trail of evidence, of your failiure and negligence
god, you hailed, left us wailing, you mailed a virus
now we sneezing in unison, synchronized like Cyrus
until you stopped it all by distracting my iris
then you coughed and you spit on the floor of the field
your Daisy says "Eeew", you didn't know what to do
so it all blown away, they fall, they decay
all your friends and your loved ones, won't bother to stay