Fa-Q - Fa- *cough (Pop Goes The Finger)

[Fa-Q]

Changed title and hook...hope its better

Ok I'm pretty sure this is a throwaway track for my final tracklist. But I dipped my hand in painted a picture or storytelling and this is what I got. The reason its most likely a throwaway is I love the first two verses but the third seems forced plus I don't like the hook...it doesn't seem to fit...well see what you think


I walk into food for less,
This bitch is rude at best,
And I'm in a bad mood for this pest,
So I give her a thousand paper cuts with a thank you card,
And tell her 14 year old neice scram 'for I spank you hard,
Putting plastic bag over a head of a child,
Its been dead for a while,
Even though I keep bashing its head into this red tile,
Told a mom quit bleeding,
While I'm clit eating,
Sharing her nipples with her son who's tit feeding,
She's having a fit cause little sids teething,
Walk in the back and sit in a meeting,
Grab a vest Put on on a name tag,
Slam the brownie plate over the same fag,
That yelled at me for knockin over those green bean cans,
I guess he didn't see me peein in those clean pans,
I walk out and took a pickup truck
Filled the gas tank with piss and got my dick stuck,
Chorus

You might wanna come talk to me but be warned I'm sick,
You blowing my buzz while I'm watchin this porno flick,
So please heed my words, read the birds,
And fa- *cough

So I walk in Wal Mart,
And immediately fall in a cart,
Strip butt naked runnin through the hallways with a kite,
Gettin thrown out yelling the customers always right,
They say I'm too tightly wound,
Pull a knife out and say fight me now,
Told the islamic guy get me that cassette of lauryn hill,
Before I get twice the sentence for a foreign kill,
Raped all the females with dildos but there's two more in jill,
I only knew her name cuz of the sluts name tag,
Look up here comes that same fag,
I'm armed with only an extension cord,
Saw a cop car slam into an expensive ford,
I feel cornered and dive through the door frame,
Drive to another supermarket but forgot the store name,
returning groceries but my reciept expired,
Some bitch named Jake filled in when pete got fired,


You might wanna come talk to me but be warned I'm sick,
You blowing my buzz while I'm watchin this porno flick,
So please heed my words, read the birds,
And fa- *cough

I drive through mcdonalds and get four mcflurries,
Masterbating until she hands me my food and my dick hurries,
I need some lotion to finish,
I'm drunk and my first notion was guiness,
The girl that gave me the food said she liked kid cudis body,
She was bitchin but just pulled out a tampon on a bloody potty,
so I was pissed and mounted the back,
Of the bitch using a counterattack,
Hopped in the drive through window,
I'm lookin for more bitches but I only two men though,
So I throw hot fries at one,
I could tell each of these guys is done,
They both had swords that didn't work so he tries a gun,
Dodged the bullets fuckin matrix style,
Run out the door but look in the porno flicks pile,
None in the red box,
See all these people and pushed the one with dread locks,
I made it home,
Hit the jade gnome,
Got my letter for my eviction,
And you should know this song is better than fiction,

You might wanna come talk to me but be warned I'm sick,
You blowing my buzz while I'm watchin this porno flick,
So please heed my words, read the birds,
And fa- *cough

[Slim Zaddy]

Sharing her nipples with her son who's tit feeding,
She's having a fit cause little sids teething,
Walk in the back and sit in a meeting,
Grab a vest Put on on a name tag,
Slam the brownie plate over the same fag,
I walk out and took a pickup truck
Filled the gas tank with piss and got my dick stuck,
Oh well pop goes the finger, 21

So I walk in Wal Mart,
And immediately fall in a cart,
Strip butt naked runnin through the hallways with a kite,
Gettin thrown out yelling the customers always right,
I'm armed with only an extension cord,
Saw a cop car slam into an expensive ford,
I feel cornered and dive through the door frame,
Drive to another supermarket but forgot the store name,
returning groceries but my reciept expired,
Some bitch named Jake filled in when pete got fired,
Oh well I bet he popped the finger,18

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lol these lines are sick man ,, lol... i really liked it homie ,, you can fix the chorus , it will look better .. .. but good lyrics ,, nice flow .. you have some good multies ,, you should record it .. keep posting staff like that ..

[Fa-Q]

Thanks zaddy lol maybe I will keep this

[Wic Kid]

this is fuckin great...

[Fa-Q]

this is fuckin great...

Lol thanks termin8er

[D'Leh]

after Anon you're my fav!!!

[classthe_king]

hahaha, that was good. Some great, hilarious lines. Rhyming was good too. Your great at coming up with rhymes no one else thinks of. One of the underrated rappers on this forum

[Fa-Q]

hahaha, that was good. Some great, hilarious lines. Rhyming was good too. Your great at coming up with rhymes no one else thinks of. One of the underrated rappers on this forum

Wow thanks everybody...ima redo the hook and keep this track

[gutawafang]

Nice one man. Pretty good skills. Flow was quite good. Vocab's good.

[Yah-hah]

Hahahahah grif you are the only person who can rhyme "Mcflurries with dick hurries" hahah I like it man the fa- *cough is genius :P

[Fa-Q]

Hahahahah grif you are the only person who can rhyme "Mcflurries with dick hurries" hahah I like it man the fa- *cough is genius :P

Lol I thought of that IN the drive through