Sexy Chick

by **D'Leh** » Sep 9th, '09, 17:38

An there she was...lookin back at me from a black an white article...
The most beautiful woman Ive ever laid eyes on...its a damn shame
Its the obituaries....

I think this chick is very OOOHWEE!
In the obituary, eeeww me
For thinking these things about the deceased
Im yanking my thing til semens released
But that wont cut, now Im like fuck it,
I can bring her back with a budget
All I need is wiring, an strings,
A couple other things to turn her to a machine
But most importantly, I need the body
Grab up the shovel, indeed bring the shotty
Just in case somebody sees me robbing
The cemetery where these things are rotting
Six feet later, Im at the casket
Tie a rope to the back of my car an latch it
Mash on the gas as I drag her away
I feel like Im already hearin her say...

Oh Bludie I love you...I know you do, I programmed you to
Oh Bludie I need you...I know you do, I designed you to
Oh Bludie I want you...I know you do, yer formatted to

Got her box home, now Im pryin with the crowbar
The top flipped open quick, Im like OH Lord
Shes still a sexy chick, looks like the formaldahyde did the trick
She looks like Paris Hilton with a set of tits
With meat on her hips an Angelina lips
Tried to open her mouth to get a kiss
No luck, rigimortis set in quick
Looks like Ima have a high electric bill
time to take out the organs, fill an rebuild
Take the remote control car apart,
Slice, splice an dice an make her a heart
Make her throat deeper an fix her legs
Tomorrow at this time shell be givin me head
Set up the antenae, now all I need is a lightning strike...
Its Alive!!

Oh Bludie I love you...I know you do, I programmed you to
Oh Bludie I need you...I know you do, I designed you to
Oh Bludie I want you...I know you do, yer formatted to

Shes walking, talking, fucking, sucking
Cooking, cleaning, Im so lucky
Theres a couple things that I need to fix
Yeah, she bleeds out her tits but its just a glitch
I aint never seen such a flexible slut
Dislocatin her legs when Im ready to nut
It feels like her pussy when Im rapin her mouth
An I aint gotta ever worry about takin her out
Its kinda gross, her skin finally started to decompose
An she lost her nose, broke both her elbows,
An she lost her toes, pussy caved in, now its just a hole
She still cooks an cleans, Ill keep her around
I cant make sense in just puttin her down
An next week another hot chick will die,
an I will reannimate her so I can revive life like....

Oh Bludie I love you...I know you do, I programmed you to
Oh Bludie I need you...I know you do, I designed you to
Oh Bludie I want you...I know you do, yer formatted to

by **Wic Kid** » Sep 9th, '09, 17:46

Thats some funny ass song! your flow´s kinda...eh, but still. great job man.

:y:

by **BILI** » Sep 9th, '09, 17:46

It was really good man,I love it,and pretty funny 2 :worship:

by **D'Leh** » Sep 9th, '09, 17:47

BILI wrote:It was really good man,I love it,and pretty funny 2

thanks homies :y:

by **gutawafang** » Sep 9th, '09, 18:07

Nice rhymes. It was a quick read yet enjoyable man. Flow was quite okay. Chorus damn funny.

Well, the whole story's kinda funny anyways. Keep it up yo. :y: