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[SliK]

I wrote this in 2011 because I really fucking hated this guy back then. I still don't like him but he doesn't irritate me anymore. I tried to get a couple others in on the track but it never happened.
I was just bored and reading old PMs and found it, had a chuckle, and decided to post it.
Anyway, here it is in its unaltered form, enjoy:
LoF

You call yourself "Sam." but forgot to add a 'P'
Cuz you "Spam" like a bitch and that we all can agree
assault and battery, just to injure ya
already blown away and shits just gettin' windier
making fun of my home from a trash can in India
I'll get the message into ya when I hurl remarks
shut your fuckin' mouth we live worlds apart
2 to be exact, i'm like a cirlcin' shark
workin' parts of your brain you havent used in years
producin' fears about yourself has you reduced to tears
lying that you have a job, but the truth is clear...
what this Hindu bitch fears, is dying a virgin
I would be too with a face like an urchan
what must really hurt him, is he can't even purchase
the pussy he craves and he hates being worthless
I'll continue to murk this, I'm so hungry bitch
and not in the sense your whole country is
i'll punch his ribs, that stick out like strip poles
and send you back to your cave in your fucking shit hole
diss me back if you like but that task leaves you anguished
you don't even have a proper grasp on our language
Crass when i'm angered, you're a liar for real
why are you on the net? Ain't you got tyres to steal?
try to be real, or you'll get forgotten instead
you're an easy target with that red dot on your head

[Ticalrecords]

"hurl remarks" ? aite bruh loll. nah, it was nice tho. or mean, whichever haha

[PAINKILLƎR]

Haha a lot of dope lines, glad to see CW active again. The song title killed me Good shit

[SoldierShady]

Stopped reading after "Cuz you "Spam"..."
Really?

[SliK]

Stopped reading after "Cuz you "Spam"..."
Really?

you're next faggot

[CanadaPure]

Some really nice lines in there, that spam line has me laughing pretty good but it's also pretty corny haha. Overall, pretty nice. It's good to see a little surge in activity here.

[SoldierShady]

Stopped reading after "Cuz you "Spam"..."
Really?

you're next faggot

Oh yeah. Totally not going to be able to sleep tonight because some random, wackass text-cee threatened me bars on Trshady. Never thought my life would come to this. The sheer fact that this thread has 7 responses substantiates just how no one gives a rat's ass, kid.

[CanadaPure]

Oh yeah. Totally not going to be able to sleep tonight because some random, wackass text-cee threatened me bars on Trshady. Never thought my life would come to this.

He's gon' be under your bed. You best be running.

[J.R.]

This was really, really good. I don't know if I've seen you write. I liked this btw

[SliK]

Stopped reading after "Cuz you "Spam"..."
Really?

you're next faggot

Oh yeah. Totally not going to be able to sleep tonight because some random, wackass text-cee threatened me bars on Trshady. Never thought my life would come to this. The sheer fact that this thread has 7 responses substantiates just how no one gives a rat's ass, kid.

I'm glad you took me so seriously.

[CanadaPure]

I'm glad you took me so seriously.

Fucking hell,, Slik is hilarious.

[AbramIsaac]

Oh yeah. Totally not going to be able to sleep tonight because some random, wackass text-cee threatened me bars on Trshady. Never thought my life would come to this. The sheer fact that this thread has 7 responses substantiates just how no one gives a rat's ass, kid.

He's obviously been joking this entire time...

OT, this is funny stuff.

[SoldierShady]

I obviously knew that, durh.

[Ka0t1c]

clever, good lyrics and punches... thanks for postin something readable

[SliK]

I forgot I posted this. Thanks for reading it. For those who are interested, I am currently writing a new diss and it's brutal.