CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[Tranquil]

Fruitloops

Little circle things in milk,
different range of colours, purpsly spilt,
put em in your mouth, and munch munch,
munch munch, for breakfast and lunch,

Next: blood

[Cookzee]

im a little bit funny when it comes to blood hunny
spill it in little bits, but aint getting none if it from me
imma do what the aztecs did when they hungry
decapitate ya, roll ya down the steps an eat your tummy
i love it when your dead, i love it when it's red
i look when its gushing, covers me, all from your head
i swear this is it, imma about to drown in it i said
this is im bout to drown in it YEAAAHHHHH!

DRE

[Eckoo]

hes the doc you go to when your rhytm is broken
he fixes everything bringin white trash on the surface
he gives you a bag of smoke when your shit is stolen
he's got the answer to everythang coz you know its all about the g-thang
now that im spiting everything that comes to my mind
hoping he'll go on a search and find me becouse you see
i act like a snob come to think of it he's realy a god


heven/hell

[Rain Matrix]

a one world goverment demon is about Show it's Head
the world we Know is Dead give in and your Soul is Next
that's when hells spikes will start to Poke your Flesh
you'll be tied up an bent over when a horny little devil Goes for Sex
then the flames will scorch you all the way to your Evil Deeds
you forgot what all People Need you didn't treat them Equally
their lies are a Lethal Seed that will spawn a police state Legally
it makes me wanna flip them the bird and let a desert Eagle Speak

next up- roid rage

[wrestler1256]

shootin up, im suitin up, to go bench press
then this little fucker bumps into me and says
sorry dude! i said fuck you
then i picked him up and threw him right through
the room into a wall and punched him in the face
then grabbed the closest object, it was a vase
shattered it over his head and said
i hope that mother fuckers dead

Next Topic: broken nose

[Rain Matrix]

I'm about to headbutt a fucking a wall like I'm gonna Break Through It
damn I think my nose is shattered now it's gonna be hard to Make Music
the bloods pouring out like I decided to Snort Acid just For Practice
man that was a Short Ass Trip it covered the Floor That Quick
it's such a Tragedy I hope my drug dealer isn't Mad At Me
cuz the doctor just told me I crushed my sinus Cavity
oh well it's a hell of an excuse to do some Pill Eating
they taste kinda funny tho probably cuz my nose is Still Bleeding


Next Up - a girl named becky giving you umm becky

[Cookzee]

still bleeding? i aint feel a thing coz im pill eating
the doctor told to me to quit but i feel still need 'em
my ill dreams keep me awake so man i can't sleep
feelin like a kid again "mummy i had a bad dream"
"shut your trap go to bed, before i strap you up again
kneel down and play with your little friend"
little did she know, she aint got a chance of fucking me
he's my friend only and onlys looks up to me

[Relapse.LP]

The godfather of lyricism is now entering the stage/
But we still gotta pay homage to the memory of late/
Rappers and MCs; but keep your eyes on the present/
'Cause still past is past like previous lying presidents/
Master of flow speaks: "It's not merely a matter of hos"/
It's a measure of illness to be established and known/
Keep the flame burning and them new rappers learning/
Can't diss me with ice; only thing that matters is "burning"/

[Relapse.LP]

Loved my girl more than a thousand stars in the sky/
Would do anything for her; take her in a car for a ride/
Had to live a street life, be selling drugs for money/
Yet she was clueless but loving; always fucked my honey/
Turned down the window, both of us smoking indo/
Opposite car pulled near ours like sharks and minnows/
Shades rolled down and I saw the face of my enemy/
Shotgun pulled out and aimed at my heart directly/
Froze for a second; my only girl didn't see them yet/
Then, the light turned green and the deadly gun let/
Several bullets fly; car moved forward real quickly/
Mis-aimed and my girl took all the damn shots quickly/
Soul escaped to heaven so fast, like a fluttering ghost/
Other car had already left, suddenly, it was utterly cold/
Didn't press the accelerating pedal and I froze there/
Car from behind couldn't stop and finally I joined her/

The Stars are Falling Down. (New Topic)

[Relapse.LP]

wuzz tat mean like apocalypse ?

Like a destructive lullaby.

[GoodGirlsGetGutted]

I love it when you touch me, I love it when you hold me
to load me is to fuck me and to shoot me is to blow me
and when i shoot my fuckin load its coming in a bullet
I'm ready when you are punk, I'm cumming when you pull it
its just 3 point 5 pounds of pressure, don't fold there's
300 some odd pounds of pressure off your shoulders
right there if you can pull the god damned trigger and hold it
that's it! now hold it, go back, make sure he's stone dead

Next: You get signed to Shady/Aftermath and make an album... and then wake up out of your dream right before it drops

[wrestler1256]

signed to aftermath with shady its crazy
i may be working with dre, he
said he thought my flow was seldom
so now im makin an album
its due to release next week
then woke up, it was a dream
i forgot no one on the shady team
drops a cd cause their boss is mean

topic: procrastination

[Wic Kid]

The fuckin clock is ringin, I have to get up, oh shit
I can hear the bird singin, (gunshot) not anymo', bitch!
Why did I even sign for this goddamn volunteer work
I dont care bout no fuckin animals, I just wanna sleep! sure
Its a good deed, but lets face it, I couldnt possibly care less
About damn cats, sleep's the time which I dont wanna share with
Nobody, so fuck it, Im back to bed to take a long nap
That bird's still singin?! Bitch, you picked the wrong flat

Next topic: Gettin sucked into a book while you were readin it.

[Nimbus_9]

This ancient text, ancient script inside this fragile book
pages read, praise the dead from a side or backwards look
in shambles would this still would lay, set and wait
for anyone so brave, or unfortunate to test their fate
set their faith, the life drained from inside the mind frame
a prison of letters, worse not better, living in a blind pain
try and strain, to escape, leave from this sacred space
find someone to switch, a trist just to trade their place
await the day, watch time, space, and life stand stoic
trapped in text, without a soul, entity or man to know it

Topic: David vs Goliath situation

[SliK]

David vs Goliath situation

I'm not small, but wouldn't say I'm B.I.G/
Call me tall, but not on par with Jig/
Got a big digit, but it ain't three thou-/
Lookin' like a midget, when Em freestyles/
I know I'm broad, not as broad as Yeezy/
punchlines galore, but many more has Weezy/
the rap game's a giant, I'm here to save it/
You say the industry's Goliath? Just call me David

Next topic: Winning the lottery