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NEW SHIT

Postby Darkblade44431 » Dec 22nd, '08, 02:24

this is off the chain

yo it's Zack and Cody from the fuckin suite life!/
we're nasty, dumb, and so immature that we'll never get a wife/
and look at us! we're supposed to be 14, fuck, we look eight!/
now when we saw the nigger moseby we didn't know we'd be raped!/
but he was chasing us and he said "pluck out my cotton boy!"/
we just said "nigga fuck you! then got in his cabinet and saw a sex toy/
but then we saw him running and he said "i want some sex, boy!"/
he caught us and he raped us, but that wasn't all/
he stuck it so far in that it dislocated my balls!/
"please don't hurt me we screamed!"/
"i'ma make you squeal like a pig! now this cuisine better be lean!"/
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!"/
And that was the last of little Zack and Cody/
Now we all shall mourn, and sing "FUCK YOU" in low key/
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Re: NEW SHIT

Postby Cwayon_Murder » Dec 22nd, '08, 02:47

Darkblade44431 wrote:"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!"


Sick rhymes, dawg.
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Re: NEW SHIT

Postby Darkblade44431 » Dec 22nd, '08, 03:00

ROFL. thank you
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Re: NEW SHIT

Postby Ice_Scarred » Dec 22nd, '08, 17:48

Reminds me of that shit, my Grandmother used to write when she was freestylin with my Monkey, Bubbles. If I were totally blunted, having sex with obese transvestites, while doing the chacha and watching gay ass Disney Channel, I'd fucking love this shit.

he stuck it so far in that it dislocated my balls!/
funny shit.....lol....couple of decent lines.....<_<
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Re: NEW SHIT

Postby kalbird » Dec 22nd, '08, 20:11

Weak!! I can't even do that in my sleep,u r like sheep droppin cheap shit.
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Re: NEW SHIT

Postby Darkblade44431 » Dec 22nd, '08, 21:59

thank yazzz lol
and, kalbird, u obviously don't know humor, so shut yo mouffff nigga :P
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