Random Ass Shit

[Emadyville]

I've been up burning my mixtape for 8 hours, its 6:25 here, and I got fucking bored cause there was no one to talk to anywhere, so I kinda just fucking started rhyming with no thought process, as you'll decipher, just thought I'd post it, prolly make someone laugh.

It’s late and my minds so a mess-it’s-scary,
It comes and goes and more or less-it-varies,
With no stress-to-carry so I guess-I’m-very,
Nothing… those rhymes aren’t necessary,
I’ll let you try to raise the bar on this adult-I,
Don’t even need to run and still pole vault-high,
I didn’t need to say that it speaks in my multi’s,
And it speaks when they speak and I insult-guys,
And it turns on me like now it’s my fault-why?
Cause assault-wise I slash them now the salt-lies,
In their wounds and I won’t take liability,
All I take is the credibility for my ability,
To use these words to have you all really-see,
Silly-me, I left out what did intially,
Get me to where I am, this skill-in-me,
And still-I-be kill-ing-these will-ing-ly,
Cause I’m ill-see I kept the doctors-note,
It says I’m di-ag-nosed to just fry-and-toast,
Not be li-a-ble now you know why-I-boast,
It’s undeni-a-ble, you can try-and-pull,
Just lie-and-bull…
Shit yourself a picture but I’ll paint your portrait,
Your lies shine in my words as I explore-it,
So what you see normal I see distorted,
What you thought was standard I morphed-it,
Now it slips from your grasp you can’t afford-it,
So unlike your parents did I’ll leave this aborted,
Shit it’s six A-M, but I need no time to slay-them,
D.Dubs just turns brave men to cavemen,
So behave-when your mouths open up,
Cause I might leave em forever broken shut,
Say I’m a token what?
It’ll be case closed before it even opened up,
A rhyme-a-day made me a beast when I rhyme-away,
But I know that I’m really a beast minus-A,
That was over your heads that’s why I hold your bread,
I’m so cold I’m dead and wish I wasn’t sober instead,
Damn this makes no sense I wish I had gone illiterate,
With an illigetimate child from one night of being intimant,
I guess I’m inconsiderate or shit did I even consider-it,
Maybe I should quit it quick cause I’m an idiot,
I straight went bust not to mention I went nuts,
So all I can say all you ladies and gents just,
Feel my words as they bend thrust shit I disgust,
Shit now my words are all that’s ever discussed,
Damn this obnoxiousness mixed with this cockiness,
Made me pull my eyes right from my sockets-guess,
I have to hold them since my pants are pocketless,
Fuck it I swallowed them now they’re stuck in my esophogus,
Damn I have an insane head, maybe I’m brain dead,
Cause if you’re reading this it’s all the same said,
That I’m probably lunatic enough to throw a stewerdess,
Off the plane after I flew-in-this and before the cuckoo’s nest,
I guess I just do it best, fuck it, who is next,
I say fuck bitches so my interest is whose in line,
My dick doesn’t work so you can just do my mind,
Wait there’s two in line? Ok, yeah, two is fine,
Damn ain’t it retarded sometimes what I do with rhymes…

[Arabian Shady]

lol its pretty funny actually, i like the rhyme scheme at the beginin man, wiked , flow was off at certain bars but the rhymes were pretty decent
Good work for a bored session
Peace

[Emadyville]

Haha thanks, yeah flow was whatever, I was just writing haha