random verses

[mceddie]

yeah these are just random verses i wrote, i wrote em listening to the instrumental of i shit on you, but im new to this, so they might not be so great. let me know what you think.

came out of my mommas woumb with a lethal wound
after i tried to cut my way out but was to goddamn tuned
cause she shovin rum and coke into her big balloon
and as it flowed into my bloodstream i already knew that i was doomed
doomed to be a heavy drinker, swallowin gin and tonic,
remy martin, and smokin too much chronic
dont believe me? ask my mom, yeah shes an alcoholic
and we all know the effects of liqour on the demonic
fuck fightin fair, ill pull your hair, tear you apart like a bear
and after ive fucked you up remind you it aint like me to fuckin care
you could be bleedin at the head, but call the ambulance I wouldn't dare
cause to be honest i dont remember the last time that i wasnt impaired
so next time you wanna fight me think twice before you smite me
cause ill pull your head around behind me and shove it in quicker than you can spite me
i might be white, young, drunk, high and stupid
but losin was never something that i was producin


suck my 3 inch herpes infested dick,
i prefer a dude, i dont need no chick
a guy knows what i like, what can i say
you cant possibly tell me that that makes me gay
i dont care who it is could be you could be him
there's a reason my dick was nick named slim jim
its like a stick of beef jerkey,
all meat and thinner than nicole richie,
scratchin at my dick, cause like nicoles pussy, its itchy
syphlis aint a fun disease, ive been dischargin
shit that looks and smells like cheese
hey, would some one pass the gold bond please?
dont tell me that i'm better than this, dont get me started
got kicked out of school cause the principal thought i was retarded
made this one kid puke after i ate 10 eggs and farted
they say im too vulgar, well bitch this shit aint for the fainthearted

[Dark Blue]

wow lmfao at the 2nd verse its very funny but r u gay? lol just had to ask that

[mceddie]

nah lol, it was just a joke. fuckin around, kinda like em does sometimes.

thnx for the comment btw.

[mceddie]

lol this one i kinda just wrote it like i was rap battlin some one for fun really

you call that a rap, i call it dyslexia
you call it sick, yeah maybe anorexia
you're malnourished, discouraged and full of shit
infact droppin shit is the only thing you do that's sick
your battles are like a Richard Simmons exercise tape
what the fucks the point when you're both outta shape
infact id say you even look the same,
the only difference is you'll never get to see any fame

[mceddie]

17 years old with no direction
like he stuck at the fuckin intersection
but he don't realize he does have a life
hes just to young to understand, so he goes for the knife
grabs it, yeah and he cuts himself,
cause his demons told him it helps him find himself
and eventually hes so screwed up he thinks he needs to kill himself
cause he believes that thats the only way that he can prove himself
what the fuck are these parents teachin there kids today?
ignorin em, beatin em, till they resort to a razor blade
and the sight of bloods the only thing that can take the pain away
and parents ignorin the signs, until its too late and they just fade away
its funny cause in most cases the kid coulda been saved
but instead the parents chose physical punishment when he misbehaved
and because he has no girlfriend, you claim oh, he must be gay
but its your fault he has no friends, and hes fucked up this way

[Cwayon_Murder]

suck my 3 inch herpes infested dick,
i prefer a dude, i dont need no chick

Godly.

[mceddie]

[mceddie]

this one any one whos raved before will understand lol

Kids, listen up now, don't do drugs
But only if you don't wanna be havin some fun
pop a pill, they come in pink, blue, green and red
just one of these and you wont be goin to bed
so let's party like it's 2000
gettin sentimental, actin like we got munchausen
confess your love to a random girl
look at the lights spinnin your vision into a whirl
"how bout you, you on anythin?"
yeah bitch, did so many caps i cant even think
the rooms startin to spin like a merry go-round
one more pill and i think ima float up off the ground
all i gotta do is rub up on this bitch
and shell be rubbin at her pussy like she got an itch
but children listen up its not an std
her senses are just hightened by this ecstasy

hook

love,
girl ill be lovin you tonight
tomorrow i wont wanna see your sight
i love you baby
temporarily

girl ill be lovin you tonight
tomorrow i wont wanna see your sight
i love you baby
temporarily