quick freestyle

[Slim Zaddy]

In school my teachers gave me a book it read hobbies
I didnt like none of em so i started digging up dead bodies
I used to talk to em and hide em in red lorries
Then my mother found me out so i said sorry
For my mothers birthday i made her an armchair
Made outa my ex girlfriends pussy lips, yes my charms rare
I ask hos to pretend their dead when i ball em
Now when im out on the pull the whores all run
So i run after em, catch em, now the bitch is screaming
I made her give me a blow job till my dick was bleeding
Then i told her to hand her fucking purse over
Im not a psycho when im drunk, im worse sober
Look motherfucker i was born cold, punk
Im wanted by the policefor murdering porno sluts
I love em, but my family i may slaughter mine
Im pushing samurai swords through mail order brides

[Slim Zaddy]

damn , not a single feedback ,, i'm always feedin yours guys !!!!!!!

[Drama Setter]

dammit you areso funny and horny . hahahahha

[Slim Zaddy]

thanks , guys , glad you enjoyed it

[neversnooze]

i liked your creativity in this piece. the rhyme and the flow with humor was almost excellent. my favorit line was with armchair and rare " great stuff". hope to read more from you Z.

[Slim Zaddy]

thanks ,, bros ,, appreciated a lot ,, glad you liked it though

[Ice_Scarred]

LOL. That was actually some pretty funny stuff, Cuzz. Rhyme Scheme was on point and lyrics had substance. For a freestyle, this is off the charts. Good stuff bro, good stuff....

[Slim Zaddy]

LOL. That was actually some pretty funny stuff, Cuzz. Rhyme Scheme was on point and lyrics had substance. For a freestyle, this is off the charts. Good stuff bro, good stuff....

thanks man ,, much appreciated bro