Fa-Q - I'm the Kind of Guy

[Fa-Q]

This will piss alot of people off Im sure

I’m the kind of guy that writes no hook to a song
I’m the kind of guy that gives a stripper a dirty look in a thong
I’m the kind of guy that says fuck a chorus
Or gets chased by Chuck Norris, stuck in a forest

I’m the kind of guy that’ll drive drunk
With a live skunk, for five months
I’m the kind of guy that drowns adults in a kiddie pool
I got churches wondering how many cults did he fool
I’m the kind of guy that fucks a black model
Blairin crack a bottle
While my foot attacking the throttle
Plus I’m going a mile a minute
Slamming into hydrants while I’m in it
I’m the kind of guy that’ll hand a blind girl brail on my dick
I tried Helen Keller but she failed to lick
I’m the kind of guy that’ll prove a rifles louder
If you shoot a Frenchman off the Eiffel Tower
I’m the kind of guy that’ll fuck a girl with a sweaty cunt
Then once I’m done with her bash her with a machete’s blunt
I’m the kind of guy that’ll run a stop sign and get side swiped fast
Butt naked going down the slide to wipe my ass
I’m the kind of guy that sees a bulimic at the last supper
Ask to fuck her but Jesus just passed the cup to her

I’m the kind of guy that writes no hook to a song
I’m the kind of guy that gives a stripper a dirty look in a thong
I’m the kind of guy that says fuck a chorus
Or gets chased by Chuck Norris, stuck in a forest

I’m the kind of guy during story telling
Talk about Tory Spelling
And about her breasts after forty are swelling
But I’m poorly compelling
I’m the kind of guy that fucks your daughters head
On a water bed, oh god I hope that’s not her dead
I’m the kind of guy that eats a cow and complains my carbs are higher
Then sneak off the ranch and cut myself on the barbwire
I’m the kind of guy that’s a one trick pony
Buy a hooker just because my dicks lonely
I’m the kind of guy if I was Joseph I’d jack off to Mary’s boobs
And have dried cum on my hairy pubes
I’m the kind of guy that tittyfucks a girl with breast cancer
I’m strip teasin askin whos the best dancer
But the bitch couldn’t guess the answer
I’m the kind of guy that fucks Kendra with her legs spread eagle
Penetrating her doggy style and her eggs headsa beagle
Plus I spank her ass wit
Nothing we didn’t fuck, sorry Hank Baskett

I’m the kind of guy that writes no hook to a song
I’m the kind of guy that gives a stripper a dirty look in a thong
I’m the kind of guy that says fuck a chorus
Or gets chased by Chuck Norris, stuck in a forest

I’m the kind of guy that’s flipping the bird
Cause the censors keep me from lipping the word
I’m the kind of guy that wouldn’t watch Darma and Greg
If I had to lose my crotch arm and a leg
I’m the kind of guy that dices the lip
Of the girl that says nice dick
Cause I cut my foreskin off with an ice pick
I’m the kind of guy my balls look like two lima beans
So to jack off all I need is two diamond rings
Deaf people are watchin so I’m using my middle finger signing things
I’m the kind of guy that likes Megan Fox
Shes butt naked except on each legs theres socks
Licking her lips means shes begging for cocks
I’m the kind of guy that stomps a girls titties til shes flat chested
Even a registered sex offender saying “That’s molested”
I’m the kind of guy that rapes looking for fertile sex
My next four victims have purple pecks cause of their tight turtlenecks
I’m the kind of guy that’s less active then an Islamic penis
Making fun of aids claiming to be a comic genius

[mcZu]

I lol'd, pretyy hilarious. Skills wise it's good, just a bit to Eminem-ish ifyaknowhaimsayin?
But I liked it, nice job on the comedy

[Fa-Q]

yea im not gonna lie my whole style is eminemesque...hes the reason i got in the game..and thanks man it means alot...I got this idea from "Stay Wide Awake" Im the kinda guy thats mild but I might flip in get a little bit wilder

[neversnooze]

it was a good write, the concept "i'm the kind of guy" really suites this piece. the flow and multies were there, with a funny concept.

[JPearson]

this is sick mate, aint tryna say u attempting this but definatley reminds me of eminem... kind of weird story lines like he does... off to check your other stuff

[InfInIte REnEgadE]

its sick. personally for me, i dont like the whole im the kinda guy thing. how its used so much but its a sick concept. and i hate everyone sayin its eminemish. like do u know how many rappers rap about that kind of shit. its just cuz hes white for some reason people think he did all that shit first. your your own person and thats the shit that comes to ur head, so that u. not eminem. its havin fun with words. people need to stop trying or forcing the fact that someone is tryin to be like eminem. that makes it damn near impossible for anyone to write. u can write about ur life, stories - being scary, fucked up, love, ya know - whatever. its like movies. theres hundreds of scary movies, with fucked up stories. but no one compares those to just say stephen king movies. people are just tryin to read too much into shit now. but yea anyways sick song

[JPearson]

lol shut up scott i mentioned eminem u fuck

[JPearson]

oooo yer my bad

[InfInIte REnEgadE]

yea aight i see what u mean but thats just the flow. thats what u mean when people are trying to force it cuz anyone can rap like that if thats the flow of the song. not like eminem invented rapping like that or whatever. but everyone says that its just eminem, u know what im sayin. theres tons of people u can compare that kinda flow to

[InfInIte REnEgadE]

like when asher roth came into the game. everyoneee was sayin that he sounded just like eminem. and the first time i heard of him i didnt even think of eminem. i never saw it. roth doesnt see it. eminem doesnt see it.

people said it just cuz of the fuckin sound of ashers voice on some songs. just the voice. and that was enough for people to say that hes tryin to sound like eminem. u gotta look at music as a whole, people are really trying to make it impossible for rappers to get into the game without having to be compared to someone else. focus too much on the present and it doesnt give the future much room to grow ya know what im sayin haha

[InfInIte REnEgadE]

try not to double post, and welcome dude

thanks for comin in just to post that

i got u tho