Fa-Q - Blow Me

[Fa-Q]

I know it seems kinda long but I wrote it to the beat of still D.R.E.... lol and if I ever make it big this will be the first single....lol

My hand had sex you wonder where
through my mothafxckin spandex underwear
since i was alone when i took my cialis
fxcked everything and now my dxcks a callus
i was a bitch for an elephant
it was female but i guess thats irrelevant
my dxck still aint hard
its slobbrin like a lil saint bernard
but my whore filled out a complaint card
she said damn boy Ive never seen one as stiff as this
hope your wearing a rubber i got syphylus
she was confused about sex tricks like a bowl of chex mix
like that silly rabbit but he went to rehab to break the habit
my doctors tried killing an asshole with a pill capsule
he slipped in orange juice made with real apples
I dropped a bag of gerbals
and PETA rushed like those tag commercials
your rhymes are a waste of paper
like myspace tryin to chase a raper
Tried getting a tan but got burnt
lit myself on fxcking fire not alots burnt
even though im albino with more melanin than petasure
im a dinosaur yellin meteor
I get such a rush from fumes
when i burn mushrooms
thats more confusing than car loans
stuck like star jones
when she parkes at home
she kept wanting sex again for a quater
rite on the mexican border
I made her chug peroxide
and fxcked her so hard shes crosseyed
Mit romney made the amish promish not
to bomb us and whatever sadam is made him an orthodonist

So if you dont know me judge for yourself and blow me
just blow me o your back to blow me now my dick looks
like macaroni now blow me just fuckin blow me

Im a role model
drinkin a whole bottle
of full throttle
Ill slit your wrists your existence
is past tense you have half a tenth
a percent to clinch this half inch wrench with a cinch
your girlfriend stood next to me so maybe after exstacy
and the faked vasectamy shell finally have sex with me
from a sperm cell
til I burn in hell
Ill never learn to spell
your virgins tool is harder
than getting into surgeons school
I ODed twice and started
battle rappin OB twice
So i got rushed to the emergency exit
either Im dense or dislexic
but Im all healed since the anteseptic
while i was there I found out i am infected
with HIV so I stand corrected but I still get a stiffy
my hand just checked it
I get a bowl cut with a chainsaw
break the skin and my brains raw
but suicide doesnt go against the main law
well lil waynes ma and bill
clinton have the same bra and tits
yet he remains in office
god this is a wilted world
I fucked that hilton girl on her side like a tilt-a-whirl
I must warn my swarm of bees
will storm your dorm on exstacy
that makes more sense than snorting shrooms
in front of three judges in four coutrooms
I contort balloons to set course for the moon
I sort words til they form a tune
my daughter is aborted in the womb but no matter
my girlfriend gonna be deported soon
my car gets jacked by a man havin a cardiac heart attack
but he was part black so i stole him a parked pontiac
on the streets he was known as the nutty professor
but he was really a slutty cross dresser
I failed my diving session
but got a better score than helen hellers driving lesson

So if you dont know me judge for yourself and blow me
just blow me o your back to blow me now my dick looks
like macaroni now blow me just fuckin blow me

Everybody says dominos doodles
look like rauman noodles
I was a miscarriage but I was still born
pissed at marriage so I sell porn
they call me sacreligious
I respond GOD DAMN my ball sack itches
Dont worry my albums a work in progress
I got a girlfriend so Im jerkin off left
my dicks a separate muscle like hercules
the rest of me are my balls and they completely encircle me
my dicks a beeping bomb
itll go off on a sleeping mom
call me a peeping tom
you could say im a pimp and I walk with a limp
but im really a pegasus with a broken leg assist
with asians Im past the hate
cause when i see luci lui I tend to masterbate
My ass is a sight for sore eyes
despite the poor disguise
I ran into a door twice
OUCH another tesical but its only one more to suffice
my lifes hectic and Im goin through puberty
I raped a bitch and got accepted to Duke University

So if you dont know me judge for yourself and blow me
just blow me o your back to blow me now my dick looks
like macaroni now blow me just fuckin blow me

[gutawafang]

I couldn't grasp the flow due to off and on structure but I figured the flow out myself so it's cool. I think talking bout dicks ain't good for a first single man. But it's my opinion, so... yeah. I see the amount of effort you put to make it rhyme well and also having a good concept of a song. Some good mutlis man. From the title, I knew it's about dicks. But oh well, it's quite good man.

[Fa-Q]

Haha yea maybe not a first single and it would have to be highly edited... It would have to be called "Know Me" or something lol but thanks for the feed gutawafang

[Solace]

Just wondering do you actually plan out how many lines each verse is gunna be or just keep going on and on? With your structure and the flow, shit was bad to me. It just never ended. Fix ya spelling mistakes too, makes read pieces easier for the reader; may not make much sense to you but it does lol. I really dont get why you had to censor everything either...Only thing I had liked about this piece were the multies. Flow was iffy for me too, like the rhyme scheme just switched up outta know where you know what i mean? Keep at it, not one of your best pieces imo.

[Fa-Q]

Lol solace thinks yea this was probably my first song I wrote and I use to do 32 bar verses until I realized thàts too fuckin long lol and thanks scotty I got a fucked up mind...the shit that's in there seriously scares me