I've posted this before but I'm posting it again cause I'm cookin up another and if you haven't seen it here's the original
Wayne just so you know, you sing gay,
I bet your ass burns, like it was stung by a sting ray, (steve irwen)
You and Chingy callin gay men,
To see if they wanna chill at the holli-day-inn,
You attempt to make a million calls,
But end up watchin brokeback mountain, with Jake Gyllenhol,
You probably walk in a gay bar and say you kiss wrong,
I wouldn't be surprised if you did a remix, of this song,
Using autotune and compare yourself to the other Carter,
Like you were a poor kid and just another martyr,
At 12 years old you claiming kills,
When those short ass legs, probably weren't off training wheels,
How tall are you, I bet you have a plastic giraffe,
Crayon marks inch by inch, here's my classic laughs, (haha)
Your new hair looks like Jerry curls fucked dread locks,
Your ex said you suck in the sac, and your own bed mocks,
Hey guys look its weezy on the mic,
(That verse was sick) its easy to recite,
Haha I make it rain on them hoes,
I wonder why there's no stain on their clothes,
Stuntin like your daddy,
Cept you gettin fucked in the front by your daddy,
Yea you got money on your stripper belt,
Got your ass plugged and that's a rip you felt,
Maybe you should see a real doctor fuck doctor Carter,
Oh so your the fireman well I'm the firestarter,
Cash money, is like askin a dummy,
To stick a dick up your ass clear past your tummy,
RIP Major Static, But Carter 3 the majority was static,
Hmm best rapper alive the answer should be automatic,
Jay Em Nas, that's what you call rap,
I just pooped a weezy CD, and wiped my ass with my ballsac,
All your albums have a dumb plot,
Got so much ink on your face, it looks like a squid gave you a cumshot,
Your life partner is a bald bird, but aint philly,
Best rapper alive is a Saint really,
I say Falcons, Texans, and Dolphins are better in the south,
I'm slapping you senseless, next time I hear the weather out your mouth,
You need to put in a bag of chips,
Then with those crusty mothafuckers kiss baby with your faggot lips,
When you slipped on stage, was that a banana peel,
And that red on the left, is that bandana real,
fuck eat a sandwich,
Baby tried to finger your ass, and his whole hand fits,
Haha I make it rain on them hoes,
I wonder why there's no stain on their clothes,
Stuntin like your daddy,
Cept you gettin fucked in the front by your daddy,
Yea you got money on your stripper belt,
Got your ass plugged and that's a rip you felt,
Maybe you should see a real doctor fuck doctor Carter,
Oh so your the fireman well I'm the firestarter,
Lil Wayne has been "lil", since he came out the womb,
8 pounds 6 ounces, that's what he weighed this after noon,
Wayne won't go away like a peeled mole,
A super bowl ring to whoever blasts him, like a field goal (adam vinny)
When you die they can just put you in a nike shoe box,
Or keep your ashed in half of two tube socks,
I bet you shop at baby GAP,
Get chur lil Jordan overalls, maybe a cap,
I mistook you for one of the cabbage patch dolls,
Your the special edition, with the detachable balls,
Carter 3s cover was his senior photo, in his year book,
Don't believe me page 27, here look,
Haha you've had meat inside you, and your still not cooler,
If you were 12 inches taller, your still not a ruler,
Besides your a waste of my time,
Your face looks like its tastin a lime,
Life gave you lemons, and you just kept the lemons,
You could of had pornos, but your jackin off to gremins,
Haha I make it rain on them hoes,
I wonder why there's no stain on their clothes,
Stuntin like your daddy,
Cept you gettin fucked in the front by your daddy,
Yea you got money on your stripper belt,
Got your ass plugged and that's a rip you felt,
Maybe you should see a real doctor fuck doctor Carter,
Oh so your the fireman well I'm the firestarter,