Fa-Q - 80 Bars of Nonsense

[Fa-Q]

I could fuck the world, and cum on the face of earth,
But didn't cum inside of it, it'd be a waste of birth, (Abort that mafucker)
When I'm cursin while rhymin,
My music is a penis, your ear drums is a childs hymen,
I'm gonna nail your ears, like hands in the middle jesus,
Your ear drums are fucked, like I care if their riddled with diseases,
So I rape a girl with an ear infection, did you hear my erection,
Is a clear disception, cause it looks like two inches, but its really only fuckin one,
That's why people make fun of me,
or maybe its cause I'm dancin to this club song,
Trying to jack off but my knugs gone,
Dancin next to natasha, and fucked her pocket full of sunshine,
But I only have enough cum to cock it one time,
Rum or wine, whatever to get this bitch drunk enough to suck my penis,
Another guys tryna get lucky with words, ha good luck genius,
Take her to the back, and now my dick is stickin out, like a fuckin chickens mouth,
And I measure my hard dick, with a yard stick,



I'm at your daughters wedding, fuckin her with a broomstick,
so know I hit that, before she sucked the grooms dick,
I froze my dick and she gets a mouth full, of cum coming out my south pole,
Now here again I'm the one that is masterbating to your daughter,
I'm the one that has a rusty knife, castrating in the water,
Cutting my balls off then throwing them in the deep end,
Then trying to masterbate in public and try to keep a friend,
(Hey get back here)
Oh and Fuck breast awareness, I'm aware of breast,
Just ask your sister, I'm the one that stairs at her chest,
While she wears a vest,
And I could care less, if her tits are like flat tires,
Ima give her pussy an STD, and set her cat on fire,
Play golf with 6 girls, all eighteen lesbian fag holes,
Fuck eight teens, sedate queens,
Video tape scenes, with vaginas and stick up flag poles,
Put a fire cracker up the red heads pussy, then give the fuse a lick,
Fuck her on the pool table then fuck her asshole with a cue stick,
Whip my dick out, "the doctors told me when I was circumsized,
I lost my balls, and was a third in size,"



Ok let me cut to the chase, I cut and paste, this sluts face,
With a hot glue gone, mouth wide, glued to my nut base,
Then I veiw porn, and jack off with a shoe horn,
Am I a lyrical genius with a sprerical penis,
Finally met a girl and got to third base,
She came after me, with a baseball bat
And I said I preferred mase,
I said bitch I want a you lookin like a centerfold,
Tan asscheeks, no tan lines, even if the winters cold,
So I ask is it really my fault Ima raper,
She's shaking her titties like a salt shaker,
She was in the club, and I gave the deception I can't dance,
Probably cause I'm trying to hide, the erection in my pants,



I want crips, to fuck my girls cunt lips,
Until the front rips,
And they burn that bitch for crying, with blunt tips,
Burn that bitch, burn her like the old time dike witches,
Throw water on 'em, then dry em like dishes,
Speaking of dishes, I threw a young teen into a pile of broken glass,
Then I got the jock, that was pokin her ass,
Through him in wore his leather jacket,
Dug a bitch out from the grave, pulled her out of the weathered casket,
I said bitch you're experiencing necrophelia,
Over the atlantic, havin sex with Amelia,
In the back of her violet plane,
Cumming on her uniform getting pilot brain,
Asked her on those panties, what's that red smear,
Took her head gear, left and she shed a tear,
So I attempt to belly flop in the ocean, but I land head first,
Askin, Jesus or that bitches period, who bled worse,



Twelve more bars of nonsense, I think I should have one more sex joke,
A fat chick fucked this annorexic bloak,
He tried to support her and now his wallet and neck's broke,
Enough with the jokes, wait, uhhh cant crack jokes,
Yes I can, I promise they're not about black folks,
Ill make a joke about another asshole,
When you look sideways, it looks like your mothers casserole,
And I'm past the whole, no fuckin asses if the girl just took a shit,
Just look at it, do you need me to wipe your ass,
Ill fuck you with pampers on, I don't care if you have diaper rash,
That's the last joke, just know,
I fucked that ladies eggs, way past the yoke,

[Relapse.LP]

Jesus Christ, did you just type that?

I saw you go on this section a few minutes ago and 80 bars has been written already?


The broomstick at wedding part was pretty funny.

[gutawafang]

Wow. Lots of dope punchlines man. Loved it and enjoyed it.

[Fa-Q]

Lol thanks for the feed and no I had gradually typed it at Micro word and just copied and pasted it

[Emadyville]

I liked the "I told her I preferred mase" line, the way in rhymed from "third base" and what you said just made me laugh, this was interesting, good work

[Fa-Q]

Thanks Emville

[Yah-hah]

Hahaha finally the wait for funny song is over! I laughed so many times. OK a couple of quotes
"I could fuck the world, and cum on the face of earth,
But didn't cum inside of it, it'd be a waste of birth"
I actually dug that line. Perfect way to start.

"Then I got the jock, that was pokin her ass,
Through him in wore his leather jacket,"
Reminded me of the Unforgivable thing we saw :P

"A fat chick fucked this annorexic bloak,
He tried to support her and now his wallet and neck's broke,"
Were you thinking about me when you wrote this
Hahahahaha just messin. Great piece man been waiting awhile. Your mom would be so proud

[Fa-Q]

Lol thanks Jus...yea I bet u thought I got all serious on you

[Fa-Q]

Can't decide if I want to have a chorus cause if I do it might be really long

[Yah-hah]

Naw I like it just going without a chorus

[Fa-Q]

Naw I like it just going without a chorus

Lol ok dude you should make a stupid song like this

[Yah-hah]

Dude I've tried I just cant do it. I end up trailing off into serious stuff. I suck at that stuff. But I think you should give serious stuff a break and go back to your bread and butter

[Fa-Q]

Dude I've tried I just cant do it. I end up trailing off into serious stuff. I suck at that stuff. But I think you should give serious stuff a break and go back to your bread and butter

Matter fact....matter fact uhhh serious stuff is good but this is better or whatever...uhhh oh and if I don't do more stupid songs I might as well turn in my equipment and quit the team

[Yah-hah]

Dude I've tried I just cant do it. I end up trailing off into serious stuff. I suck at that stuff. But I think you should give serious stuff a break and go back to your bread and butter

Matter fact....matter fact uhhh serious stuff is good but this is better or whatever...uhhh oh and if I don't do more stupid songs I might as well turn in my equipment and quit the team

LMAO!! Too bad no one sles has any idea wat your talking about

[Fa-Q]

Lol I shoulda videoed coach and youtubed that shit