Math Project for Teacher for Seventh Graders... smh

[MC Anonymous]

1.) Beneath the darkest layers of asphalt and dirt, sprinkled with older civilizations, is the Cave of Legends, a place one can not even fathom without seeing it with their eyes. Glossy vanilla pudding texture paints the cave’s walls with a magnificent contrast, blending in with the rocky exterior the wall presents. The acoustics so rich in sound, every pin drop of water splashes with high clarity, as if the water echos the sounds of your blood pumping through the caves of your heart.

2.) Peppered around the wall’s glossy coating, on stalagmites, on the floors hieroglyphic texture, lies mathematical equations. Leading from the entrance to the exit is a trail of formulas, each building upon each other in a way where it seems to be coming to a conclusion, the answer of fate. The entrance starts off, 30+45x2=’s… either way I look at this equation I have no idea where or how it relates to the next. Whether you answer it correctly or not brings you to the next chamber of the cave.

On the left side lies a cave of 150 needles, on the right side lays the cave of 145 flames. Take your choice. (turn to page 3 for 145) (Turn to page 4 for 150)

3.) As you enter the cave of 145 flames, intense heat waves engulf your whole body, each inch of your soul consumed by the fury of the fire. You try to escape but the cave door crashes down, quick and painless does it seal your fate, without emotion. Game Over.

4.) You enter the cave of 150 needles, the stench of fallen soldiers belittle your senses. You walk with a hunch, inhaling the stagnant air with gasps and burning in your chest. Every step that you take, stalagmites fall to the floor, as you stealthily dodge the impaling doom they present with every tip. After this whole ordeal, you reach the exit of the cave, with yet another equation placed there for you to solve. 5430 Divided by 3 =?

5.) Across the floor decorated by bones of past human life, and suffering reveals another forkway in the path to victory. The chamber is guarded by a statues, holding different types of malicious looking spears, engraved above the statue on the cave's wall says, ''Choose Closely And Wisely''. One spear has 1912, another spear has 1600, and the last spear has 1790. Choose your fate. (Turn to page 6 for 1600 or 1912) (Turn to page 7 for 1790)

6.) "You chose the least or greatest amount in the puzzle, and for your selfishness or selflessness you have failed''. Suddenly, the statue bellows a sound that's almost mechanical, and as you gasp in horror the spears attack. Game Over.

7.) "You chose the wisely placed spear of equality, and for that, you are spared. The statues move slowly to the side, and the Cave of Legend's entrance is shown in full beauty. Gold paves the interior, streams of water pour down waterways made during prehistoric times. You have made it. Congratulations. Game Over.