Transcanada Cross
Patriotic and I honour with my hand on my heart
From the greatest of lakes. To the greenest of greens
From the rockiest mountains and everything in between
Oh, Oh, Oh, Canada, Oh you no fan of us
Cause our movies and TV shows are so amateur
Yes we laugh it off, that don't really bother me
Look, we ain't serious unless we really got to be
Humorous attitude like Kids In The Hall
Jim Carry, Mike Myers, Hell we claiming them all
The great white north, home of the funniest actors
The butt of the joke, with an abundance of laughter
The red and white flag, keep it high keep it visual
People say Canada and get stereotypical
Think we finish every sentence with Buddy or Bye
And if it ain't that, it's Dude, Eh, or Guy
Kanadaka eh, home of considerate people
And smoking marijuana we consider it legal
Still doing rap like the 1990's
But that's how we like it off time and grimey
CHORUS
I know where I'm from and I told ya before
North of America, hard to ignore
Every time I go away I tell you for sure
I'm from Canada
Oh Oh Oh Canada
BRIDGE (4 Times)
When Class makes a sick beat we call it a classic
I've been around the globe and, heard the confusion
Honestly a lot of ya'll are ignorant and stupid
Yes we have microwaves, TV's and cellphone
Unintelligent, Fuck, We invented telephones
We made Yahtzee, the lightbulb, hockey
And bred the greatest players from Gretzky and Crosby
We all got a least 1 drinking buddy
And after one drink all of us think we're funny
Our national mascot's a damn beaver
Oh Canada, we love our beaver
Home of Hell's Angels and RCMP
The home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV
No doubt, the Underground Railroad
George St. Pierre, right here's where he calls home
Our health care system, ya'll know it's free
Keeps our girls banging with a full mouth of teeth
I won't even even get into the music industry
They say Hip Hop is dead, nah it's up north with me
I could do this all day, it's a part of my routine
But supper's almost done and tonight, poutine!
