Yah-hah
Took my date to the movies and tried bonding after,
Racing with a Condom wrapper tryin to put it on faster,
I show her my lotion list to get her open quick,
My explosive dick will leave you frozen stiff,
Afterwards see her qoting this in slow motion with,
A broken hip and a swollen lip,
From the coldest dick I poke her with,
I'm over here yellin how I'm colder than fuck,
Eating ice cream on the arctic circle like wat?
At home, boys screaming AOTP is on fire,
Homeboy screaming "A yo teepee is on fire!!!
I'm lovin multis till the world hurts
But for now I'm Shovin these multis up ya girls skirt,
Fa-Q
Yep, I'm shoving multis up yer girls skirt,
Shove a necklace in her pussy, til the pearls hurt,
Then twist her pokies, until it furls her shirt,
But I have to impress her, maybe curls'll work,
Maybe I do pushups, to get under her push ups,
Then lay free weights on her tits, to squish her cups,
A, B, C, Denise Milani, her fleece is on me,
She's strip teasing, now please be onrey,
I get in her pants, simply because I'm charismatic,
Rubbin her carpet, now her hair is static,
Fuckin in the basement, wonderin where's the attic,
Her parents caught us, on a cot, and he told me not to bust,
How'mi, not to bust, when my dick is caught in her bust,
And I got blood and semen mixed, so it looks like rotton rust,
Leaking on her cleavage, this is a train wreck,
The same or next, day she'll have pain in her neck,
So if PINK or Sophie from TR smack me, cause I'm slightly perverted,
Please don't cuss, or at least lightly word it,
Cause even Mac knows, I might deserve it