Mad Game pt 4

[shadyallday]

I got gassed when i met Cassie Steele/
i loved u in Degrassi i always imagined how ur hands must feel/ so she gave me a hanjob against her will/
i told her i had to meet up with Jennifer Aniston for a can of beer/ i had a Bad Romance with Lady Gaga/
cause i thought i had a chance to date Rihanna/
she wants me to make lasagna, i cant cook but i'll eat vagina
i made her swallow, i cant stay i got a date tommorow/

damn look at all these chicks, they're all on my dick/
they're all on my shit/ they're amazed at all the broads i get/ i got mad game maybe im just fortunate/

all the haters ask "why is he so different?"/i fuck mad bitches, and ur a Family Guy like Peter Griffin/ maybe thats a key distinction/
u let a girl control u and i dont even need the bitches/ i got Amy Poeler wanting me to say i know her/ baby i was sober, i aint buying u a baby stroller/
i aint got no baby with her/ i aint no baby sitter/
i aint going to Vegas with her/
maybe i'll call Nicki minaj for a sticky massage/
and a quickie, yeah thats a hickey between her thighs/
she says she misses me everytime i leave her side/
she thinks i need her i think she got amnesia, why?/
cause i seen her cry over not getting the last slice of a pizza pie/
i didnt think it was gonna be so hard/
i fucked mischa barton in the back of a casino bar/
i gotta go im late already/ thats what i get for kissing a girl with Katy Perry/

i had a very/ special day planned with Halle Berry/
but she had to get a mani-pedi/ what she did with her hands and feet that cant be sanitary/
i got a text from Zoe Saldana
right in the middle of a three way with Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana/
i heard Taylor Swift, thought she had paralysis when i nailed that chick, she was like she belongs with me so i bailed out quick/
i got Fergie to slurp me/
now shes thinking she got herpes, telling people i nutted prematurely/
shes just mad we fucked and i told her i was leaving early/ shes like "what u leaving early for?/
im getting some nookie from Snooki at the Jersey Shore/
she wants me to stay now only if i could hit JWOWW/
maybe i'll bring Ciara with me, after i nail her kitty/
i'll make her feel good like Tierra Mari/