10/05/02Man stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in pants

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azcentral.com Wrote:

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. - Police say a Massachusetts man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn't slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams.

Springfield police say 30-year-old Chamil Guadarrama of Framingham was charged with larceny after the incident Wednesday night at Bath and Body Works in the Eastfield Mall.

Police say mall security officers chased Guadarrama, but he had stuffed so many of the eight-ounce lotion containers in his pants that he could barely run. Police say he could not bend over to get in the police cruiser until some of the bottles were removed.

It was unclear if Guadarrama has an attorney. A telephone number for him could not immediately be found Thursday.

[Spyder]

i thought it was gonna say 75 bodies...

so im modertly depressed

[Dark Blue]

:laughing: i thought it was gonna say 75 bodies...

so im modertly depressed

lmao but on the bright side he's gonna put that lotion to good use

[Dark Blue]

and point was?

to use it at night

[embm]

wtf

[Dark Blue]

and point was?

to use it at night

I think 75 bottles is a bit excessive.

wel.. maybe he was gonna share it with his parents

[embm]

^^^ lol ewwwl

[embm]

Dark!!!!

Thank you so much for traumatizing me.

yea m2

[Dark Blue]

Dark!!!!

Thank you so much for traumatizing me.

u can use some lotion on me if that makes u feel better?

[embm]

Dark!!!!

Thank you so much for traumatizing me.

u can use some lotion on me if that makes u feel better?

hah

[Dark Blue]

Dark!!!!

Thank you so much for traumatizing me.

u can use some lotion on me if that makes u feel better?

That would involve LOTION!

I don't think I can ever forgive you.

well u don't have to use lotion

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Stick to posting news.

fine!

u stick to drinking your coffee

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