Make up laws for me

[Mr.DGAF]

Law 1: Freedom of Speech is now limited to only sign language, therefore the entire class must learn sign language. Whilst using sign language you can admit any opinion you want. But if you write, speak, or think of an opinion without signing, you will be put kicked in the throat by an olympic ice skater with the skates on. Also, a kangaroo in Africa will die a slow and painful death.

[Man1x]

Law 2: In school, cloths are now outlawed. You must come to school wearing only leaves over your groin.

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Wikipedia is now a reliable source of information for school projects.