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Wanna hire an evil birthday clown to stalk your kid?

Postby Amaranthine » May 10th, '12, 22:57

Now you can!

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Attention parents: Just in case your children don't have anything to talk about in therapy, here's something you might want to consider:

Dominic Deville rents himself out as an "evil birthday clown" who leaves scary notes for your children, warning them that they're being watched and that they'll soon be attacked.

At the end of a terrifying week, your child will indeed be attacked. Deville, wearing a freaky clown mask, will smash a cake into your child's face, Metro reported.

Deville is capitalizing on what has become a mainstay for all circus-going kids: the fear of clowns. You may think Stephen King's "It" was scary, but Deville will keep you shaking in your big, red floppy shoes.

Throughout the week leading up to the child's birthday, "The child feels more and more that it is being pursued," Deville told Metro. "The clown's one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days."

Deville harasses his targets with texts, phone calls and letters to let them know that their time is coming, according to the Herald Sun.

Of course, since the creepy stunt is "all in fun," Deville promises to back off if he's asked to by parents.

"If at any point the kids get scared or their parents are concerned we stop right there," he said. "But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless."

Deville, a Swiss actor working in Lucerne, told Orange News that he got the idea from watching his favorite horror movies.


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Re: Wanna hire an evil birthday clown to stalk your kid?

Postby DƎRDYPK » May 10th, '12, 23:02

would rather have ICP telling my kid to get high.
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Re: Wanna hire an evil birthday clown to stalk your kid?

Postby limea » May 10th, '12, 23:06

One day that guy will fuck with the wrong kid and get his throat slashed.
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Re: Wanna hire an evil birthday clown to stalk your kid?

Postby Man1x » May 10th, '12, 23:15

DƎRDYPK wrote:would rather have ICP telling my kid to get high.


This. I mean really, who the fuck would do this for a kid's birthday.
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Re: Wanna hire an evil birthday clown to stalk your kid?

Postby trinell05 » May 11th, '12, 20:05

I'd rather hire a dude to act like a pedophile. He'd offer my kid some candy while he was walking home from school one day, and then throw him in the van. My child would be tied up and forced to watch his captor perform like this:

And at the end, he'd be untied and sent mindlessly walking around the dilapidated house he was kept in. When he enters the living room, a surprise birthday party would be waiting for him.


Edit: Hire, not higher, lol.
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Re: Wanna hire an evil birthday clown to stalk your kid?

Postby Ka0t1c » May 11th, '12, 20:25

trinell05 wrote:I'd rather higher a dude to act like a pedophile. He'd offer my kid some candy while he was walking home from school one day, and then throw him in the van. My child would be tied up and forced to watch his captor perform like this:

And at the end, he'd be untied and sent mindlessly walking around the dilapidated house he was kept in. When he enters the living room, a surprise birthday party would be waiting for him.



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Re: Wanna hire an evil birthday clown to stalk your kid?

Postby Emadyville » May 12th, '12, 06:02

just when i thought nothing would surprise me anymore
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