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[Official] Wiping Your Bum Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Dec 16th, '12, 08:00

What tactics do you guys use? I've noticed that lately my man raisin has been getting toilet paper burn more frequently and I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. Shouldn't the poo lubricate the TP? Why do I keep feeling like I've been fucked by five fat black penii after I'm done?

Help me TR-Shady. The health of my anus (that's my asshole) is at stake.
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Re: [Official] Wiping Your Bum Thread

Postby Block » Dec 16th, '12, 08:05

Stop derailing from my black chick thread. You selfish asshole.

I'm the one who needs help.


Oh and I time my shits with my nightly shower.
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Re: [Official] Wiping Your Bum Thread

Postby LIL_B » Dec 16th, '12, 08:06

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i let it dry then im doin mushroom with it, very productive Image
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Re: [Official] Wiping Your Bum Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Dec 16th, '12, 08:09

Block wrote:Stop derailing from my black chick thread. You selfish asshole.

I'm the one who needs help.


Oh and I time my shits with my nightly shower.


I thought we already solved that baby butt.
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Re: [Official] Wiping Your Bum Thread

Postby Block » Dec 16th, '12, 08:43

Mouthwash is a deterent, not a solution.
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Re: [Official] Wiping Your Bum Thread

Postby Solace » Dec 16th, '12, 09:15

CanadaPure wrote:What tactics do you guys use? I've noticed that lately my man raisin has been getting toilet paper burn more frequently and I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. Shouldn't the poo lubricate the TP? Why do I keep feeling like I've been fucked by five fat black penii after I'm done?

Help me TR-Shady. The health of my anus (that's my asshole) is at stake.

Perhaps hemorrhoids
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Re: [Official] Wiping Your Bum Thread

Postby SajN » Dec 16th, '12, 16:14

I have servant who follows me around and wipes my ass.
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Re: [Official] Wiping Your Bum Thread

Postby ImANoob » Dec 16th, '12, 16:32

just use your hand. you get most, if not all, of you poo in one scoop
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Re: [Official] Wiping Your Bum Thread

Postby SajN » Dec 17th, '12, 01:17

Revolutionary wrote:I use gold toilet paper 'cause i'm Eminem.

No, we all know it's because you're arab.
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Re: [Official] Wiping Your Bum Thread

Postby AbramIsaac » Dec 17th, '12, 01:27

Just shove it up your ass and hold it there like a sponge, man.

That, or just quit eating.
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Re: [Official] Wiping Your Bum Thread

Postby Eedee » Dec 17th, '12, 07:26

If you do it right, you don't need to wipe.

Pfft, amateurs.
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