According to macdaddy019967, aka "Massive Faggot", we're all virgins. So, why don't we all just cyber together? If we all fuck each other, we wont be virgins! Then that sister-fucking idiot will finally shut up. So, you know just pop in. Maybe post a picture of your butt-hole/vagina so we can make sure the goods aren't damaged.
I call dibs on T-rex, and Geno. I'm not even gay, but I feel like they might be feminine enough that it would just be borderline (like the one MacDaddy crossed illegally) bisexual sex. Yeah.
So, I got a dick, wanna fuck?