Are Any Of You My Soul-Mate?

[CanadaPure]

Oh, I was thinking about putting a hose in my ass and spraying petroleum into it and you trying to light a match in my anal cavity.

This sounds excellent! The horse can fuck the van tailpipe while we do this. It's like mythbusters, but sexy!

[CanadaPure]

So you have the horse?

Not at the moment, but I know a girl who rides a horse. She has a major thing for me in high school, so if I contacted her I can probably borrow him for the event.

[CanadaPure]

Be sure to take a few carrots.

I bet she shoves carrots up her vagina and lets the horse (I think his name is Maxwell, she told me several times, but I gave no shits) eat them out.

[CanadaPure]

I was actually thinking she'd fuck the horse with the carrot then force you to eat it. I dunno. I don't know this girl.

Yes yes yes