Dear Geno,
I never wrote you, and you never called me. However, that one precious night we spent together in your van was magical. I've never been as satisfied sexually, and normally I ain't into that faggot shit. With you though, it was like I had an ass-pussy complete with a clitoris; I came six times. TRex says I haven't been the same since that night, and it's because I've been thinking of you. I can't get you out of my mind.
Geno, if you ever want to put me in the van again I would not reject. I would be accepting with open anus and arms. TRex says it's okay, he just wants me to be happy again.
Love,
Uncle CanadaPure
P.S. I can't ignore your girth.