Guys

[ImANoob]

[CanadaPure]

Why can you stay asleep for MacDaddy but you wake up when I try to fuck you when you're asleep?

Well, your penis is pretty small but you have good girth. I can't ignore your girth and it wakes me up. Mac's penis is really thing and really short, he cant even reach my anus.

[CanadaPure]

Does he use a condom? Do you feel any uncomfortable sticky hot substance in your asshole?

No, my asshole is dry for sure. Like, I'm farting powdered old shit over here. He used a condom, on me. I guess he doesnt like to swallow.

[CanadaPure]

Well...as long as we know you won't be pushing out Mac's ugly, deformed fuck head babies, then I guess it's okay.

About that, I had my uterus removed. I ate it and got them to put in gills instead.

[CanadaPure]

...I wanted kids though. Why didn't you consult me first?

Just joking! I just got them reattached to my mouth so I can give birth orally.

[CanadaPure]

So you mean I can fuck our son while his head's in your mouth? That's wonderful news!

This is why I love you.

Yes! And that will technically get him pregnant too because of genetics! It's like those Russian dolls with the little ones inside of eachother.

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[CanadaPure]

...will I be able to climb in your mouth to visit our fetus or is it like a pussy, where it'll expand only for the infant?

You can visit, hell you can even fuck the fetus.

[CanadaPure]

My dick isn't that big, you know that.

I can let the fetus out and retract it back in with the umbillical cord. No worries.

[CanadaPure]

My dick isn't that big, you know that.

I can let the fetus out and retract it back in with the umbillical cord. No worries.

You're my soulmate

<3

[RoleModel'Est96]

^^

Still a better love story than twilight