My Wife is Pissed/Grateful

[Arrinef]

For the older members who know about me know im married with kids. Well check this story out. Yesterday my stepson dominic graduated from kindergarten with straight A's all year, earning him the Honor Roll. So after the ceremonies The Head counselor and principal asked dominic his secret to his grades. For he replied " I didnt want to be eaten by zombies" Dude my face went red with laughter inside, so the counselor asked "why zombies?" All badass, my stepson was all like "daddy said if i didnt get good grades and do my homework i would be eaten by zombies like on the walking dead"

Dude i like died inside trying to hold it in. Last year dom sat with me through like the first two episodes of the show. and one day he got some spelling homework to do, and he fussed about it, i told him if he didnt do it he would get attacked by zombies. I had totally forgot i told him that. Kids memory is insane

So on the drive home my wife pretty much said how i shouldnt have scarred his tender brain with such imagery, but fuck it seemed like a good idea at the time. And well he fucking rocked this school year, we havent popped his bubble yet so hopefully it works for next school year too

i just had to share, sorry for the long read.

[Solace]

That's awesome man.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

awesome

[Trimss]

Lmao this is just amazing.

[Arrinef]

Lmao this is just amazing.

it was, the face on the counselor was priceless. She told lily that shes's heard worse inspirational pushes from parents before.

That kid is destined for greatness

[BigBoss]

>yfw when the zombie uprising happens, your kid wakes up in the middle of the night, watches you shoot your neighbor, then after leaving your wife as she holds off the zombies, your kid gets shot by a marine who was forced to follow his order in shooting both of you, and 20 years later you grow a badass beard

[Sam.]

Wait until he realizes they aren't real. Ha ha!

[Arrinef]

>yfw when the zombie uprising happens, your kid wakes up in the middle of the night, watches you shoot your neighbor, then after leaving your wife as she holds off the zombies, your kid gets shot by a marine who was forced to follow his order in shooting both of you, and 20 years later you grow a badass beard

thats disturbingly deep

[SoldierShady]

Gay.










































Nah. Cool story.

[SliK]

It's funny what kids will believe.

[BigBoss]

>yfw when the zombie uprising happens, your kid wakes up in the middle of the night, watches you shoot your neighbor, then after leaving your wife as she holds off the zombies, your kid gets shot by a marine who was forced to follow his order in shooting both of you, and 20 years later you grow a badass beard

thats disturbingly deep

if you're a gamer Last of Us

[B.A.D.]

fucking awesome!!