"That's Fucked Up!"

[sneakerheadshady]

Here's another one....i ate out a stripper once in the champagne room of a strip club....i was honestly smashed and the bitch kept giving me a hand job and making me so fuckin horny...when im hammered i do anything.

My friends made fun of me for like months because my cousin fucked the stripper in the past, they all new her...she was a whore.

God damn!

Come on SajuN chicken, my man. What happens in Vegas gets posted on TRshady.

new TR motto

[sneakerheadshady]

meh we need more stories

[SajN]

Come on SajuN chicken, my man. What happens in Vegas gets posted on TRshady.

I posted in the vet section after I came back to Norway, lol, but fine, I'll do it here too. It isn't anything huge, but I want to write with most details, so.... here you go:


In Vegas, I was at this club with C-Riz and two other guys we had met. We had a table reserved so we sat there and drank a bit before we startet let loose and go to the dancing floor, talk to girls, or whatever. I even tipped our security guard to bring some girls to our table, which he did. Most of them weren't anything special, though.
After a while I got very drunk (I drank Jack&Coke like crazy), and very tired, so I decided to go back to the hotel alone.

In Vegas there are promoters of clubs, strip clubs, and such everywhere, and one of them were outside the club asking if I wanted a free ride and free entry to a strip club, I don't remember which. Even though I was drunk as fuck, I said no, but then he kept saying some stuff, and in the end I gave in and went to the strip club.

What I remember about the strip club is that it looked poor and not high end at all. I sat near the stage, but there were no one on stage, and there were barely any guests.
One stripper came to me, and we started talking. The manager asked me something, and I said yes. What I said yes to was a bottle of champagne and a private room. We went to the room, the stripper and I, and it was a bed inside with a wall that was a mirror. She told me to get undressed, and I was like... "everything? ". She said yes. So I did. She got naked as well. She grinded on me and such. I grabbed her titties and her ass. I was so drunk, so I didn't feel any "joy" when she touched me, and I kept drinking the champagne. I remember asking if we could have sex, and she said no, they don't do that there, so I was like "okay, what about a blowjob?"

"Yes, but only with a condom"

"That's okay, I have condoms", and then I took out a condom from my pants, put them on and she started sucking. I didn't get really hard, and I barely felt a thing... plus, it was with a condom on...

Then the manager came (pun intended), and asked if I wanted to do 30 more minutes, and inside my head I was thinking "No no no no no", but I said yes out loud. She came back after few minutes and said that the credit card wasn't working, so I got up, got half dressed and tried to take out some cash from the ATM in a store. I don't remember what kinda store it was. Apparantly I was broke, so I told her, and then I left... with my clothes still almost worn... the belt was in my hand, my shirt was open, and I looked like shit. Took a cab home, and C-Riz was there with a girl, so I just went in the toilet, laid down on the floor and fell asleep.

When I checked my bank account, I had spent $500-$700 in that strip club.


I also spent that much on a Thai massage with a certain ending during that Vegas trip, but that's another story

[SajN]

I know one thing now:

Have a budget and don't bring your credit card when going out in Vegas next time.

[SajN]

And I forgot the most important part. When I got back to the hotel room, I realized I had forgotten to wear my socks. They were still in the strip club

Edit: Menzo, of course not

[sneakerheadshady]

whew sajn

[SajN]

I'm crazy yo

[CanadaPure]

We need to start a new Christmas charity.

Socks for SajN

[SajN]

We need to start a new Christmas charity.

Socks for SajN

Old.

You pulled that joke in the Vet section when I told you the story after my return from LV.

[CanadaPure]

We need to start a new Christmas charity.

Socks for SajN

Old.

You pulled that joke in the Vet section when I told you the story after my return from LV.

I'm even biting myself now. Smfh

[sneakerheadshady]

Well sajn now we need to hear the Thai massage story :P

[Natsuki_]

My friend told me this story a few years ago.My English is not good so I drew this pictures.
part 1:http://i.imgur.com/HCrx1Tr.jpg?1
part 2:http://i.imgur.com/4xPqL1Z.jpg?1
It's horrible

[sneakerheadshady]

Your a great artist. I'm not exactly sure what was happening but damn. Nice art