LilBuff's Life Changing Everygay Clits & Dicks vol. 1

[LilBuffDa[OG]]

If there's anybody that needs real life advice from a sexual machine, here is your chance to get great real life info from the real McCoy.

Our first lesson today will be about an ailment known as: 'Death Grip Syndrome'

Death Grip Syndrome:

A condition in which frequent masturbation by hand desensitizes the nerves in the cock, thus lessening the pleasure of jerking off. The best cure for Death Grip Syndrome is a Fleshlight!

Some pro's for this condition is: lasting longer during sex, less pain when removing genital warts, and a mysterious sensation of surprise ejaculation.

Anal Secks technique: your best bet is saliva. Start by coating your phallus in it, and slowly push the head of your penis into the hole, remove it slowly and insert it again but going slightly deeper. Repeat this process until you get it in there nice and snug.

Some pro's: tighter, no pregnancy

Cons: could rip foreskin open.

Tips at eating out: move your head back and forth, up and down in sequence with your tongue. Get right in there. Don't forget to humm and moan, the vibrations work wonders. Suck that poosay.

Also as a bonus, I will include my home remedy cure for penial genital warts:

When a wart is discovered it's important you remove it immediately to prevent further spreading. Sometimes you'll find more than one. Start off by pinching the wart between your nails and squeezing it, this will be somewhat painful. Do this until you remove the root of the wart, which will resemble a solid ball of pus, it will be yellow and easily seen. Proceed to rub the open wound with a slice of lemon until the bleeding stops. Moisturize the sore with vitamin E cream, this will help not only your immune system but leave your dick feeling smooth like a babies foreskin.

Hope this helped kids, remember to practice safe sex.

[PAINKILLƎR]

viji pls

[CanadaPure]

IMMA CHECK DEM IPS

[LilBuffDa[OG]]

viji pls

Theres some solid info in there. You're all so unwelcoming to new people.

[CanadaPure]

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[DetroitSkills]

IMMA CHECK DEM IPS

[Satan]

nigga was viji rite?

[LilBuffDa[OG]]

nigga was viji rite?

No :/

[CanadaPure]

Satan is Viji

[Satan]

Satan is Viji

Lucifer is Viji, the Devil is Batman, and Satan is me.

[CanadaPure]

Praise Jeebus

[Satan]

Praise Jeebus

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